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  ZORRO
 
December 16, 2004 9:39:49 am
 
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HERE is what breaks my balls.
I just finished the games and there are no bets tonight. I would truly like your opinion on a game tonight.

When I started this around the 5th week of college football, I decided that I had to have a 'magic' number. A number that would give me a black and white best bet. I decided 70 was that number.

A 70% and up winner....a 30% on down winner. If they play one another THAT IS A BEST BET!

I have had an amazing result with those games in both football and basketball.

When I say that I'm still interested in the other games a person would have every right to say that I am nuts.
Why mess with them when you're winning the best bets?

Here is a game tonight that doesn't reach that criterion.

Texas Tech is at home and is a 6 point favorite over Ohio St.

Win Percentage in this spot:
TT 95%
OS 33%

As you can see OS IS NOT 30 AND BELOW.
Lets look at the last two years.

TT is 20-1 beating 6 points at home.
TWENTY WINS.....ONE LOSS!

Big teams:
U MASS WON 89-58
UTEP WON 70-57
MINN. WON 90-73
OKL.ST WON 83-62
OKL. WON 67-47
TEXAS LOSS 61-62
TEX A&M WON 76-60
IOWA ST WON 72-58

This year? 4 home games...ALL BLOW-OUTS!

Only one time they failed to cover, and that was against Texas.


Ohio ST on the road:

This year 1-1

last year:

SAN FRAN (WHO SUCKS) LOSS 65-76
SETON HALL LOSS 59-75
ILL. LOSS 63-85
IOWA LOSS 65-79
PURDUE WON 65-59
WISC. LOSS (KILLED) 48-76
INDIANA WON 59-56
MINN. WON 70-59
MICH. LOSS 64-75


According to my rules...I AM NOT TO MESS WITH THIS GAME.

Would you bet it or lay off it?

This is the**** you have to put up with every day when doing these games.


 
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  clambake
 
December 16, 2004 10:06:50 am
 
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Wait a minute. You said you don't use subjective analysis. You said I didn't get it when I suggested you should.

I think there's only one thing to consider when looking at this matchup. Ohio State lost by 7 AT Clemson. Nothing more needs to be said.

 
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  Yosarian77
 
December 16, 2004 10:13:59 am
 
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Tuesday night my wife takes control of the television.
Gilmore Girls, Amazing Race, and Judging Amy.
WHO WATCHES THESE HORRIBLE PROGRAMS?

Amazing Race isn't bad. But the other two are shit.
Stupid tripe for women.
THESE SHOWS ARE 98% GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU LOSE YOUR PENIS.
Fontane probably watches these shows in his Tuesday night stupors.

The other day a famous actress from one of the CSI programs came into the restaurant and ordered the lasagne.
HE ASKED IF WE COULD HOLD THE SPINACH FROM THE VEGETABLE LASAGNE.
Can you believe that? What a prima donna.
That's the problem with actors today. They think the world revolves around their little 60 minute worlds we see on weeknights. This guy was about 5 feet tall.

These guys should spend a week in prison to learn what real life is all about.
In prison, when they talk about "holding the spinach from the lasagne" it's just prison-talk for wanting your bunkmate to grab your balls when he's doing you from behind.
HOLD THE SPINACH, LIONEL!

Fucking prima donnas.

 
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  Buzz Killjoy
 
December 16, 2004 10:19:02 am
 
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95%-33% violates the letter of your system, but not its spirit.

Is it a worse proposition than one where the percentages are 72%-30%?

 
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  misterjingo
 
December 16, 2004 10:36:38 am
 
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quote:
clambake said...
Wait a minute. You said you don't use subjective analysis. You said I didn't get it when I suggested you should.

I think there's only one thing to consider when looking at this matchup. Ohio State lost by 7 AT Clemson. Nothing more needs to be said.



Wait...Clemson won a basketball game?

 
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  Rasp
 
December 16, 2004 10:40:55 am
 
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quote:
Yosarian77 said...
The other day a famous actress from one of the CSI programs came into the restaurant and ordered the lasagne.
HE ASKED IF WE COULD HOLD THE SPINACH FROM THE VEGETABLE LASAGNE.
Can you believe that? What a prima donna.
That's the problem with actors today. They think the world revolves around their little 60 minute worlds we see on weeknights. This guy was about 5 feet tall.




It's such a special feeling to watch as talent unfurls itself before your eyes.
























Oh, NM, I spilled coffee on my pants.

 
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  Maestro
 
December 16, 2004 10:41:46 am
 
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quote:
Rasp said...
Oh, NM, I spilled coffee on my pants.



You want Lionel to help you with that?


 
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  ZORRO
 
December 16, 2004 2:35:41 pm
 
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quote:
Yosarian77 said...
Tuesday night my wife takes control of the television.
Gilmore Girls, Amazing Race, and Judging Amy.
WHO WATCHES THESE HORRIBLE PROGRAMS?

Amazing Race isn't bad. But the other two are shit.
Stupid tripe for women.
THESE SHOWS ARE 98% GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU LOSE YOUR PENIS.
Fontane probably watches these shows in his Tuesday night stupors.

The other day a famous actress from one of the CSI programs came into the restaurant and ordered the lasagne.
HE ASKED IF WE COULD HOLD THE SPINACH FROM THE VEGETABLE LASAGNE.
Can you believe that? What a prima donna.
That's the problem with actors today. They think the world revolves around their little 60 minute worlds we see on weeknights. This guy was about 5 feet tall.

These guys should spend a week in prison to learn what real life is all about.
In prison, when they talk about "holding the spinach from the lasagne" it's just prison-talk for wanting your bunkmate to grab your balls when he's doing you from behind.
HOLD THE SPINACH, LIONEL!

Fucking prima donnas.





I've been laughing for five minutes. Great stuff. You have me, kid.

 
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  ZORRO
 
December 16, 2004 2:42:15 pm
 
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quote:
Buzz Killjoy said...
95%-33% violates the letter of your system, but not its spirit.

Is it a worse proposition than one where the percentages are 72%-30%?



You have the 'whole ballgame' right here in your answer.

If I lay off this game its like saying that I shouldn't be allowed 'to think'. Something the guys don't know. Last night, besides the two games I bet, there were 5 games that were like the Texas Tech game tonight, they went 4-1. I had more of an interest in their results than I did in the two games I had money on.

I was more pissed off in the fact that they went 4-1 than I was in the fact I won both games that I did bet.

Am I a sick person?

Watta ya think Yos77 ?

 
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