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  shoepolish
 
May 10, 2007 12:52:58 am
 
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Only in America...nsfw
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  shoepolish
 
May 10, 2007 12:53:59 am
 
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wanna take me to the prom?



 
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  LetNoneIn
 
May 10, 2007 3:29:14 am
 
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Allison Stokke - 18yr old pole vaulter.

 
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  Millwood
 
May 10, 2007 8:34:41 am
 
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quote:
LetNoneIn said...

Allison Stokke - 18yr old pole vaulter.




Ummm hello?? This thing on? This has been up since 3:30 this morning and no one has jumped all over it?

She can stoke my pole.

 
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  Blotto
 
May 10, 2007 8:53:17 am
 
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quote:
Millwood said...
quote:
LetNoneIn said...

Allison Stokke - 18yr old pole vaulter.




Ummm hello?? This thing on? This has been up since 3:30 this morning and no one has jumped all over it?

She can stoke my pole.




Too easy. Any points gained will be wasted due to the low degree of difficulty


 
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  Pacer Fan
 
May 10, 2007 8:55:38 am
 
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quote:
Blotto said...
quote:
Millwood said...
quote:
LetNoneIn said...

Allison Stokke - 18yr old pole vaulter.




Ummm hello?? This thing on? This has been up since 3:30 this morning and no one has jumped all over it?

She can stoke my pole.




Too easy. Any points gained will be wasted due to the low degree of difficulty




She can land on me from 13 feet in the air, bounce a few couple of times and then wave to the crowd.


 
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  Millwood
 
May 10, 2007 8:55:50 am
 
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quote:
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quote:
Millwood said...
quote:
LetNoneIn said...

Allison Stokke - 18yr old pole vaulter.




Ummm hello?? This thing on? This has been up since 3:30 this morning and no one has jumped all over it?

She can stoke my pole.




Too easy. Any points gained will be wasted due to the low degree of difficulty




Like low degree of difficulty ever stopped bad jokes around here. I am now off to do a google image search on her. Catch you cats later.



 
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  Millwood
 
May 10, 2007 8:57:30 am
 
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oh yeah baby...grab that pole.





 
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  Millwood
 
May 10, 2007 8:58:14 am
 
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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee



 
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  Millwood
 
May 10, 2007 8:59:20 am
 
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She seems kind of kinky. Me likes






 
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  Pacer Fan
 
May 10, 2007 8:59:21 am
 
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Like low degree of difficulty ever stopped bad jokes around here. I am now off to do a google image search on her. Catch you cats later.



Don't break your pole off in, uhmmm, mid jump sending shards flying in all directions.

 
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  Millwood
 
May 10, 2007 9:01:20 am
 
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Looks like she likes it rough.






 
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  Millwood
 
May 10, 2007 9:03:10 am
 
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Check out my new shirt.







 
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  Millwood
 
May 10, 2007 10:10:33 am
 
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Bump for tiny tight shorts, perfect tan, perky boobs and tight stomach.










 
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  Homer
 
May 10, 2007 10:23:11 am
 
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she's so hot i can't make with the bad puns or sexual innuendo



 
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  Millwood
 
May 10, 2007 10:30:22 am
 
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she's so hot i can't make with the bad puns or sexual innuendo




She should do a spread for FHM. Or Maxim. Or Hustler.


 
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  LetNoneIn
 
May 10, 2007 10:32:02 am
 
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You're all welcome.
 
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  Millwood
 
May 10, 2007 10:34:11 am
 
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You're all welcome.



Yeah big ups to you. I nominate you for poster of the day. You can pick up your smoking jacket and slippers from yesterdays winner. Whoever that was.




 
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  Millwood
 
May 10, 2007 3:42:44 pm
 
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Allison Stokke - 18yr old pole vaulter.



I can't believe this gal has not generated more interest around here. Even if 95% of ya'll is homosexual.

I'm infapuated with her.


 
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  Nnamath
 
May 10, 2007 3:44:23 pm
 
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I lurve the surfer girl the mostest. more of her plz.


 
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Fair enough, I like the rest of it.




 
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