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  GordieHoweHat-trick
 
August 28, 2008 5:43:29 pm
 
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2008 Douchebag of the Year - Evil 8: # 3 KresGT v. # 10 Cortez the Killer

 
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I really believe that Kres is more of a douche than El Poop. That's all he does.
 
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I really believe that Kres is more of a douche than El Poop. That's all he does.



Kres is a psycho, EP is a douche.


 
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  El Profesor
 
August 29, 2008 1:08:53 am
 
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I really believe that Kres is more of a douche than El Poop. That's all he does.



Kres is a psycho, EP is a douche.




I'm glad someone has the proper perspective here.

 
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August 29, 2008 2:51:14 pm
 
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If someone wants to lay out the definition of a douche, that would be great. I know what I consider one to be in real life, and am maybe not sure how it transfers to the interweb.
 
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August 29, 2008 5:06:55 pm
 
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THIS IS WHY I DEMAND THE VOTEING START OVER
THERES NO WAY IN HALE CTK DISERVES TO BE IN TE ELITE 8 WHY I SIT ON THE SIDELINES

 
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  Matheos
 
August 30, 2008 10:23:23 am
 
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If someone wants to lay out the definition of a douche, that would be great. I know what I consider one to be in real life, and am maybe not sure how it transfers to the interweb.



much like voting for MVP, it means different things to different people. That's the beauty of it.

 
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August 30, 2008 11:10:50 am
 
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If someone wants to lay out the definition of a douche, that would be great. I know what I consider one to be in real life, and am maybe not sure how it transfers to the interweb.



much like voting for MVP, it means different things to different people. That's the beauty of it.



there it is. Kres is a giant douche.

 
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August 30, 2008 4:22:35 pm
 
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quote:
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Matheos said...
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JuanSamuel said...
If someone wants to lay out the definition of a douche, that would be great. I know what I consider one to be in real life, and am maybe not sure how it transfers to the interweb.



much like voting for MVP, it means different things to different people. That's the beauty of it.



there it is. Kres is a giant douche.



Not so. One of the basics tenets of the douchebage mantra is the desire to annoy other posters. Kres doesn't really "want" to upset people. He really wants everybody to covert to his demented set of values.

I, on the other hand, have no interest in converting any of you. I recognize that most of you are too idiotic to understand how things should be, so I mock you. I ridicule you. My only goal is to laugh at your expense. And that I do. I've got more people ignoring me (or claiming to do so) than anyone. My body of work speaks for itself. Kres is the flavor of the month, so I fully expect you morons to be swayed by him. That will only prove your lack of true perspective. It's the same reason that Milli Vanilli won a Grammy. The public is a sucker for this kind of crap.

 
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August 30, 2008 9:19:32 pm
 
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quote:
JuanSamuel said...
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Matheos said...
quote:
JuanSamuel said...
If someone wants to lay out the definition of a douche, that would be great. I know what I consider one to be in real life, and am maybe not sure how it transfers to the interweb.



much like voting for MVP, it means different things to different people. That's the beauty of it.



there it is. Kres is a giant douche.



Not so. One of the basics tenets of the douchebage mantra is the desire to annoy other posters. Kres doesn't really "want" to upset people. He really wants everybody to covert to his demented set of values.

I, on the other hand, have no interest in converting any of you. I recognize that most of you are too idiotic to understand how things should be, so I mock you. I ridicule you. My only goal is to laugh at your expense. And that I do. I've got more people ignoring me (or claiming to do so) than anyone. My body of work speaks for itself. Kres is the flavor of the month, so I fully expect you morons to be swayed by him. That will only prove your lack of true perspective. It's the same reason that Milli Vanilli won a Grammy. The public is a sucker for this kind of crap.



helluva campaign speech

 
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August 31, 2008 9:57:25 pm
 
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quote:
JUANSAMUEL said...
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El profesor said...
quote:
JuanSamuel said...
quote:
Matheos said...
quote:
JuanSamuel said...
If someone wants to lay out the definition of a douche, that would be great. I know what I consider one to be in real life, and am maybe not sure how it transfers to the interweb.



much like voting for MVP, it means different things to different people. That's the beauty of it.



there it is. Kres is a giant douche.



Not so. One of the basics tenets of the douchebage mantra is the desire to annoy other posters. Kres doesn't really "want" to upset people. He really wants everybody to covert to his demented set of values.

I, on the other hand, have no interest in converting any of you. I recognize that most of you are too idiotic to understand how things should be, so I mock you. I ridicule you. My only goal is to laugh at your expense. And that I do. I've got more people ignoring me (or claiming to do so) than anyone. My body of work speaks for itself. Kres is the flavor of the month, so I fully expect you morons to be swayed by him. That will only prove your lack of true perspective. It's the same reason that Milli Vanilli won a Grammy. The public is a sucker for this kind of crap.



helluva campaign speech



Yes, that was a masterpiece. It had it all. Arrogance, condescension, insults, a clearly stated, and not merely implied, sense of superiority. This is the Douchebag Gettysburg Address. And he's losting to JG right now? EP might be right, this board might not deserve him.


 
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September 1, 2008 1:12:48 pm
 
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quote:
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JUANSAMUEL said...
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JuanSamuel said...
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Matheos said...
quote:
JuanSamuel said...
If someone wants to lay out the definition of a douche, that would be great. I know what I consider one to be in real life, and am maybe not sure how it transfers to the interweb.



much like voting for MVP, it means different things to different people. That's the beauty of it.



there it is. Kres is a giant douche.



Not so. One of the basics tenets of the douchebage mantra is the desire to annoy other posters. Kres doesn't really "want" to upset people. He really wants everybody to covert to his demented set of values.

I, on the other hand, have no interest in converting any of you. I recognize that most of you are too idiotic to understand how things should be, so I mock you. I ridicule you. My only goal is to laugh at your expense. And that I do. I've got more people ignoring me (or claiming to do so) than anyone. My body of work speaks for itself. Kres is the flavor of the month, so I fully expect you morons to be swayed by him. That will only prove your lack of true perspective. It's the same reason that Milli Vanilli won a Grammy. The public is a sucker for this kind of crap.



helluva campaign speech



Yes, that was a masterpiece. It had it all. Arrogance, condescension, insults, a clearly stated, and not merely implied, sense of superiority. This is the Douchebag Gettysburg Address. And he's losting to JG right now? EP might be right, this board might not deserve him.





 
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September 1, 2008 1:36:58 pm
 
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Yes, that was a masterpiece. It had it all. Arrogance, condescension, insults, a clearly stated, and not merely implied, sense of superiority. This is the Douchebag Gettysburg Address. And he's losting to JG right now? EP might be right, this board might not deserve him.




I just hope I don't keep losting to JG.

 
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El profesor said...I, on the other hand, have no interest in converting any of you. I recognize that most of you are too idiotic to understand how things should be, so I mock you. I ridicule you. My only goal is to laugh at your expense. And that I do. I've got more people ignoring me (or claiming to do so) than anyone. My body of work speaks for itself. Kres is the flavor of the month, so I fully expect you morons to be swayed by him. That will only prove your lack of true perspective. It's the same reason that Milli Vanilli won a Grammy. The public is a sucker for this kind of crap.


Whoa, turns out you're both psychos.

 
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El profesor said...I, on the other hand, have no interest in converting any of you. I recognize that most of you are too idiotic to understand how things should be, so I mock you. I ridicule you. My only goal is to laugh at your expense. And that I do. I've got more people ignoring me (or claiming to do so) than anyone. My body of work speaks for itself. Kres is the flavor of the month, so I fully expect you morons to be swayed by him. That will only prove your lack of true perspective. It's the same reason that Milli Vanilli won a Grammy. The public is a sucker for this kind of crap.


Whoa, turns out you're both psychos.



Maybe, but at least I know how to have fun with this whole thing.

 
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