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June 22, 2004 5:18:13 pm
 
  Nutsack

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With all of this talk about paying off bets, I may just shave my head... I mean, I don't wanna look like a welcher, and I ain't gonna PayPal Poster the cost of a haircut...



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June 22, 2004 5:21:52 pm
 
  Nutsack

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whoa! clamdick! That's good stuff.
 
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  Bob is the way
 
June 22, 2004 5:33:13 pm
 
  Liar, Welch, Dumb Motherfucker.

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Bob is the way said...
1. When I offered the money to Clamdick he said he never really wanted it.



Hey lowlife, clam has repeatedly said you NEVER offered to pay.



Yup, he states the same thing to me in many PM's over the last two hours. the fact is I think that is exactly what he wants everyone to think. I can ony state again. I offered to pay and he stated that it was never about the money. He only wanted me to admit that he was right. I then expalined to him that I already had admitted that he was right in the picking of my new name. "Bob is the Way" This is in reference to the fact that the Thrashers faded every spring, 2000,2001,2002 and that I thought they would fade again. Clamshit said they would not. I lost because for 6 weeks the team won. I put up the moniker "Bob is the Way" which is an admission that Clamdick was right. With Heartley the Thrashers did not fade in the spring.

 
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  Screamin Jen
 
June 22, 2004 5:35:44 pm
 
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Is it time to ban this guy yet? Do I need to start a poll? This**** is getting old.
 
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  Buzz Killjoy
 
June 22, 2004 5:38:49 pm
 
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Is it time to ban this guy yet? Do I need to start a poll? This**** is getting old.


Hush. It's starting to get good.

 
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  minotauro
 
June 22, 2004 5:39:32 pm
 
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Is it time to ban this guy yet? Do I need to start a poll? This**** is getting old.



Nah. There's no need to ban. This**** is funny.

 
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  GordieHoweHat-trick
 
June 22, 2004 5:40:27 pm
 
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Bob is the way said...2. When I offered you the opportunity to collect, you chickened out. I never said I would give you the money without kicking your *** for opening your mouth out of turn. I still have the offer. Meet me there and I will staple the money to your ASS. After I kick it.


While this post does have a sort of nostalgic "meet me at the train tracks after school" quality to it, punching somebody as an adult can result not only in your own beating, but also constitutes the crime of Battery. "Somabitch had it coming to him" is not a defense to battery here in Georgia

If you decide violence is a good idea, I think perimeter Mall is here in good old DeKalb County. I just checked the DeKalb County arrest dates to see if this would be my case (after your inevitable arrest). It's not. (You'll love Judge Wong, he's a trip!)

Bond for Battery is about $2500.00. I'd suggest either bringing cash (that's $2600 total, $100 for Poster and $2500 for the bond) or a copy of the deed to your house (to use for bond) and $100 cash for Poster.

Once you Bond out, I suggest completing the 12 week anger management program prior to your arraignment, it might cut your probation down to 6 months. Once your case is concluded, you'll get your bond money back.

An alternative is to show up, give Poster the cash, shake hands and walk away. Another alternative is don't show up at all. These two alternatives are both smarter than your current plan.

Just trying to be helpful . . .


 
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  Bob is the way
 
June 22, 2004 5:46:58 pm
 
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An alternative is to show up, give Poster the cash, shake hands and walk away. Just trying to be helpful . . .





C'mon!!!! Everyone knows that by the time I get out of work (7:30) Poster is too drunk to leave the house! Are you going to drive him?

 
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June 22, 2004 5:56:41 pm
 
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An alternative is to show up, give Poster the cash, shake hands and walk away. Just trying to be helpful . . .





C'mon!!!! Everyone knows that by the time I get out of work (7:30) Poster is too drunk to leave the house! Are you going to drive him?



ha ha. That's a good one. Witty and original, too.

Hey clambeak, I guess we're not meeting for sushi tonight, I am too drunk to leave the house. Unless GHH-T wants to drive me.

P.S. hey Bob...ur mom is fat lol.



And hey, don't get mad because you got caught in a lie. That's so 12 year old. No wonder you got laid off. Child labor laws are strict.

 
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June 22, 2004 5:58:25 pm
 
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[And hey, don't get mad because you got caught in a lie. That's so 12 year old. No wonder you got laid off. Child labor laws are strict.



DUDE, MIRROR! You were laid off twice also. Or did you forget.




 
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June 22, 2004 6:00:04 pm
 
  Nutsack

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DUDE, MIRROR! You were laid off twice also. Or did you forget.



It wasn't because I acted like a 12 year old.

Look dude, don't start with me. All I did was ask you which email address you emailed me from, searched for any emails from that address, THEN searched for any emails containing "bob is the way" and came up with nothing.

It's not my fault you're a liar, a welch, and a dumb ************ to boot. Whether you should go threaten to beat up genetics or a bad upbringing is a question best left for men more learned than myself.

 
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June 22, 2004 6:11:43 pm
 
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Bond for Battery is about $2500.00. I'd suggest either bringing cash (that's $2600 total, $100 for Poster and $2500 for the bond) or a copy of the deed to your house (to use for bond) and $100 cash for Poster.



Can you bond yourself?


 
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  minotauro
 
June 22, 2004 6:12:12 pm
 
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Bond for Battery is about $2500.00. I'd suggest either bringing cash (that's $2600 total, $100 for Poster and $2500 for the bond) or a copy of the deed to your house (to use for bond) and $100 cash for Poster.



Can you bond yourself?




Oh**** yeah.

 
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June 22, 2004 6:18:13 pm
 
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DUDE, MIRROR! You were laid off twice also. Or did you forget.



It wasn't because I acted like a 12 year old.

Look dude, don't start with me. All I did was ask you which email address you emailed me from, searched for any emails from that address, THEN searched for any emails containing "bob is the way" and came up with nothing.

It's not my fault you're a liar, a welch, and a dumb ************ to boot. Whether you should go threaten to beat up genetics or a bad upbringing is a question best left for men more learned than myself.



LOL, so I guess I was never here. Since there are no E-mails from Down with AOL, and there is no profile for Down with AOL then Clambake never made a bet with anyone. OK. I like that explanation. I did not bet anyone about anything because there is no such entity. So you all have been goofed and I made 1000 Reads in 24 Hours. HA. I win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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June 22, 2004 6:20:53 pm
 
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LOL, so I guess I was never here. Since there are no E-mails from Down with AOL, and there is no profile for Down with AOL then Clambake never made a bet with anyone. OK. I like that explanation. I did not bet anyone about anything because there is no such entity. So you all have been goofed and I made 1000 Reads in 24 Hours. HA. I win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




I love how you get caught in a lie, so you deny a completely different lie. Does that work out ok for you?

Let me try it?

Drunk? What, oh ok so I guess it WAS me that bombed Pearl Harbor.

Did I do that right?

You're an even bigger moron than I thought.

 
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June 22, 2004 6:22:56 pm
 
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I love how you get caught in a lie, so you deny a completely different lie. Does that work out ok for you?




Lie, Truth, who cares, I was able to get 1000 reads in 24 hours. It is called creating a buzz.

 
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June 22, 2004 6:23:47 pm
 
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Posting in this thread is like poking a bear in the eye with a stick.

Only the bear has no claws, no teeth, and is blind in the eye you're not poking.

 
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June 22, 2004 6:24:13 pm
 
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No, it's called proving beyond a shadow of a doubt that you are completely mental.

And you felt the need to PM with your whole "I got 1000 reads in an hour and I win" BS, why?

 
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June 22, 2004 6:24:26 pm
 
  Nutsack

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I love how you get caught in a lie, so you deny a completely different lie. Does that work out ok for you?




Lie, Truth, who cares, I was able to get 1000 reads in 24 hours. It is called creating a buzz.



Well THAT'S something to be proud of.

 
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  Bob is the way
 
June 22, 2004 6:26:11 pm
 
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No, it's called proving beyond a shadow of a doubt that you are completely mental.

And you felt the need to PM with your whole "I got 1000 reads in an hour and I win" BS, why?





BECAUSE IT WAS FUN!!!!!






 
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