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  Yosarian77
 
December 15, 2004 3:34:40 pm
 
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BA, English. Emory. 4 years. Had two girlfriends while there. So, 2.
MBA. Duke. 2 years. Dated current wife.

 
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  Screamin Jen
 
December 15, 2004 4:05:12 pm
 
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Screamin Jen said...
Macon College - 2 years
UGA - 3 years

BFA - Art/Art Education

No chick banging, but I had a few guys while I was there



what year did you get your BFA?



I gradiated in 1993

And JG, since I was ArtEd, I took all sorts of different classes so I'd have a good base to teach from, but my favorites were jewelry/metalworking and papermaking/book binding.

 
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  freezed moose piss
 
December 15, 2004 4:11:14 pm
 
  Fourth Line Moose Piss

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Economics
4 years
NYU
7 (two girlfriends in particular took the majority of my time)

Looking into a masters.

 
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  Gekko
 
December 15, 2004 4:21:44 pm
 
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UGA-4 years-BBA in Marketing 1982-1986

Sorority scene led to a fairly good target rich environment, but no where near the way it is today.




Its just that they all look good to you now that you are old. Nah, I'm meant the current state of sexual freedom now compared to early 80's, just jealous!



Would you two keep your mansechs conversations in the office please.



I'm not in the office, took the day off to order some new plaid blazers!


 
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  clambake
 
December 15, 2004 4:27:43 pm
 
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MO said...

Business Management / Corporate Finance. 4.5 years

Chicks banged during that time..less than 10.


Excuse me? Care to explain what someone with these monster skills is doing delivering pizza, guarding entrances, and answering help desk questions (when he not getting coffee for some AM talking rejects)?

I'm gonna havta call bullshit on this one.

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There aren't any women at Tech.



Jeebus Cripes, flerd. The place isn't exactly a vacuum. You are in the heart of the largest metropolis in the south.

GT
5 years
Electrical Engineering

I'd probably have to use my fingers and toes to count 'em (most of my time was spent like the boulder...without the wheelchair/crippled part), but only two went to Tech. Having Emory, Agnes Scott, and Bauder (yes, Bauder!!! Show up on move-in day to give the girls coming back to school a hand and it's like a candy store), not to mention the local talent in the city itself, sure doesn't hurt. Although, the last two years (and the subsequent 22) were spent with Mrs. Bake.

 
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  Irish Stout
 
December 15, 2004 4:29:54 pm
 
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UGA - 4.5 years, Econ.
I dated the same girl through most of my time there (ended up marrying her recently, 8 years after graduation) but my freshman year was pretty active - I was lucky I didn't walk away with an STD. I had a smooth talking prettyboy for a dorm roommate so it was easy pickings for me as I caught his rejects. I think my final count for that year was 12.5 (I felt up a girl who was puking over the balcony outside of O'Malley's and splurfed in my pants, thus garnering the .5 - hey, I was 18, cut me some slack!)

 
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  big_f_n_al
 
December 15, 2004 4:30:58 pm
 
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Clemson University
5 years
BS Accounting

One serious girlfriend while there probably banged 8-10 other than her.

 
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  Rasp
 
December 15, 2004 4:44:50 pm
 
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quote:
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(I felt up a girl who was puking over the balcony outside of O'Malley's and splurfed in my pants, thus garnering the .5 - hey, I was 18, cut me some slack!)




AS Lewis Grizzard once said, "Damn brother, I don't beleive I'da told THAT."

 
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  GordieHoweHat-trick
 
December 15, 2004 4:46:46 pm
 
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Miami University, B.A. Economics 4 years; Vanderbilt University, J.D. 3 years. I remain a virgin.
 
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  Jonesy
 
December 15, 2004 4:49:47 pm
 
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UGA....Speech Communications...under 4 years



Speech Communications? That should have taken under 2 years. By the way, you forgot one of the questions, oh yeah, I forgot, you were a speech communications major.







I don't recall reading your response to the questions you yourself posed???




Poster, would you please ban this belligerent poster. Thanks.




Still no answer. Poster does not take orders from the likes of you wise ass.

 
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  Millwood
 
December 15, 2004 4:54:31 pm
 
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quote:
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quote:
Jonesy said...
quote:
Millwood said...
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Jonesy said...
UGA....Speech Communications...under 4 years



Speech Communications? That should have taken under 2 years. By the way, you forgot one of the questions, oh yeah, I forgot, you were a speech communications major.







I don't recall reading your response to the questions you yourself posed???




Poster, would you please ban this belligerent poster. Thanks.




Still no answer. Poster does not take orders from the likes of you wise ass.



Man, this Jonesy character is the biggest troll on the board, behind Carz of course.




 
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  Abel
 
December 15, 2004 4:54:46 pm
 
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Southwest Texas 2 years Pre-Business
University of Texas @ Austin 3 years Bus Adm

At SWT now Texas State girls outnumbered guys 3-1, so getting laid wasn't the problem, the problem was what you were going to catch.

At UT I had 3 girlfriends.

 
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  BillyBigDick
 
December 15, 2004 4:56:34 pm
 
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BAMA-6 years-Fitness Management-couple hudnerd
 
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ASL?
 
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  BillyBigDick
 
December 15, 2004 4:57:56 pm
 
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quote:
Screamin Jen said...Macon College - 2 years
UGA - 3 years
BFA - Art/Art EducationNo chick banging, but I had a few guys while I was there



What's up sugar? I'd like to make you scream !!


 
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  Jonesy
 
December 15, 2004 5:01:33 pm
 
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quote:
Jonesy said...
UGA....Speech Communications...under 4 years



Speech Communications? That should have taken under 2 years. By the way, you forgot one of the questions, oh yeah, I forgot, you were a speech communications major.







I don't recall reading your response to the questions you yourself posed???



Poster, would you please ban this belligerent poster. Thanks.




Still no answer. Poster does not take orders from the likes of you wise ass.



Man, this Jonesy character is the biggest troll on the board, behind Carz of course.






Still waiting. Lemme guess...refrigerator repairman certification from the kollege you seen on TV?

And I'm a troll.....hello pot, me kettle.

 
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  Millwood
 
December 15, 2004 5:07:35 pm
 
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quote:
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Still waiting. Lemme guess...refrigerator repairman certification from the kollege you seen on TV?

And I'm a troll.....hello pot, me kettle.



MIT

4 yrs

Biological Engineering

15 dozen


 
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  Jonesy
 
December 15, 2004 5:15:42 pm
 
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quote:
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Still waiting. Lemme guess...refrigerator repairman certification from the kollege you seen on TV?

And I'm a troll.....hello pot, me kettle.




MIT

4 yrs

Biological Engineering

15 dozen




LOL!

Do you even know what 15 dozen amounts to (besides VD)?

 
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  Shannonie
 
December 15, 2004 6:05:59 pm
 
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Southern Polytechnic, BS in Computer Science, 5 years, no chicks
Southern Polytechnic, MS in Technical Communication, 3 years, still no chicks

 
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  JohnGalt
 
December 15, 2004 6:16:18 pm
 
 
JGv.42laffoT.S.v.63lolbrb


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Shannonie said...
Southern Polytechnic, BS in Computer Science, 5 years, no chicks
Southern Polytechnic, MS in Technical Communication, 3 years, still no chicks



Holy Sheeite. She's smart too!!

 
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  shoepolish
 
December 15, 2004 6:27:06 pm
 
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N.A.T.S.
Six
Bund.
March.
Two.
and 1 lie.


 
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