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  minotauro
 
August 22, 2005 1:50:53 pm
 
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What do you guys think? (Very long)
I get a very angry and sort of a bit threatening PM from Shane last night, that Abel told him that he had it on good authority that I called Delta to **** up his buddy passes. Now, I might **** around on the board with Shane, insult him left and right, and threaten to even call the IRS on his shady deals, but I never do it. Why? Because it's just Board bullshit. Nobody actually does any harm to anyone here, right?

Well, Abel (who is quickly becoming the new MO) tells Shane that he has PROOF that I called Delta, because I said it myself on a post. Oh, he also has proof that Sebastian Black called Delta. I think that's where the anger came from. Well, here are both of those threads:

http://forums.smirkinchicken.com/thread.php?threadid=32279&forumid=79
http://forums.smirkinchicken.com/thread.php?threadid=32415&forumid=79

Now Abel says I've gone back and edited them. I think he's now aware that when you go back days later (hell, four minutes later) and edit a post, it shows up on a message under the post.

Anyway, Abel also told Shane that he knew that I had doctored pictures of Shane's wife and I was planning on using them on the board. If I recall correctly, the ONLY person that has ever doctored a picture with someone's face in it has been Abel, with his pornographic attempt at humor.

In closing, what do you guys think? Is Abel that new MO? Does he just lie and control poor Shane while enraging him into making an *** out of himself? I have a feeling that's just it.

Oh, and here are a couple of PMs that also illustrate what Abel said to Shane and hell, I'll show you Shane's as well. Oh, he also claims I posted Delta's Snitch phone number when all I posted was the widely known General Inquiry IRS 800-829-1040 Phone Number. But I guess he can't read too well.

BTW, Why am I doing this? Because I'm tired of the fucking Shane/Abel soap opera. That's why. I'm also tired of "Danny DeVito" Abel sending me daily PMs about how he'll come to my office to straighten me out. Read the threads. Read the PMs and you'll be able to tell who the real shitbag here is. Hint: it's Abel.

Here are the PMs. You decide:

LAST NIGHT....

shano-mac said this:

Mino, Horha or however you spell your name. Why the**** you calling in Delta trying to take away my buddy passes. Don't get me wrong I still have my passes and they are still good but for you to go and do that to me is plain wrong. Trust me being in law enforcement I would never threaten someone but I will always remember what you did and there will come a time. I could understand sebationblack doing it but I see what kind of crap you really are.


Original PM from Shane that triggered all this

minotauro said this:


Dude, don't be a moron. I might **** around with you on the board, but I'd never snitch on your ass. Give me a break. I could care less if you **** Delta in the ass, they've fucked me enough times where I don't give a damn.


minotauro said this:

Oh, and another thing. I might **** around with you on the board about this business of yours, but**** it, I wish you the best of luck. I hope you do great. And of course, if I ever need a PI, you'll be the first one I call.

Please don't take anything from the board at heart. Everything that goes on there isn't really true. It's just fucking around on the internet. In real life, that's where it matters, and that's where I wish you the best on your business and your newly started married life.

Like I said, once again, don't take anything on the board personally. It's just us guys being guys and it can get pretty mean. But none of really mean any of that.

BTW, that's where your best buddy Abel gets into trouble. He's incapable of differentiating between the board and life. Don't fall into the same trap, because you'll end up being hated, and you're actually a nice guy.


Civil back-to-back replies, considering. A short one, followed by a longer one after thinking about who it could have been that is baiting him.

shano-mac said this:

I was told by someone on here that you and Sebationblack called Delta. One thing Two things that I don't give out on here is my last name and where I work just becaue of crap like this. If you say it wasn't you then fine but if I find out it was then that's something different. Also was told that folks took some photos I posted on this board and doctored. If these people have such little class and did what I heard about, I'll find each and everyone that did it. Picking on me is fine and expected but if someone is going to try and pick on my wife they will truly be sorry for it in many ways.


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Nah. Not me. I wouldn't do that. BTW, I almost bet you got that information from Abel. Dude, all he does is lie and lie on the board about his life and what he does. And sometimes you get dragged into it. Don't let him do that to you. Don't be hated. It's too late for him, it's not too late for you. I know he was in your wedding party, but he's not a nice man. THAT BEST FRIEND OF YOURS, is the same moron that told people on a board lunch that MY DAD was a drug lord in Miami and that's why we moved here. NOt only is it all bullshit that he made up, and ended up saying "his maid" told him. I mean, who the **** talks to their maid about people from the internet. I didn't buy his lie for a second. But he didn't contact me about it.**** no. HE WENT AND TOLD BOARD MEMBERS. Can you believe that? That's the kind of idiot your friend is. You and I, we communicate. You thought I'd done something with Delta, and you came to me. That's being a man. And I respect that. And I didn't do anything, and communicated it you as well. Abel doesn't do that. He just lies, connives and acts like a victim. Honestly, as far as friends, you could an awful lot better.


PM and its reply. It only took me 2.1 seconds to figure out who that "someone" was that gave him all his info, since Abel was actively posting last night at the exact same time that Shane was angrily PM'ing me. Again, Abel fuels Shane's anger with lies. Hell, I'd be pissed too, wouldn't you?

shano-mac said this:

Last post.

I can always seperate the board from real life. The board is where everyone acts like there alter ego and a seventh grader. I was specificly told that two people called Delta and that you were one of them. The other thing was about people doctoring photos of my wife on here. Granted I never should have posted pix's of my wife on here because I know the board but thought I was being nice. Abel does have a problem understanding sarcasim but if there are these photos that is wrong. People might not understand my wife has a little medical problem that caused some weight gain but that doesn't make a hill of beans difference either way.
People want to post that I mispell something or a retard is fine, and laugh along with it. My family is off limits to other folks.


Again. He was "specifically told it was me." There's more Abel evil for ya. If you think about the fact that Shane invited Abel to be a part of his wedding party, it starts to look like Abel is trying to piss off one of this best friends for no reason but for his own entertainment. You can also see that Shane understands perfectly well that what goes on the board, is mostly playing around, a notion that after many years, still escapes Abel's grasp.

minotauro said this:


I don't know if you've noticed, but I've never doctored a picture. Anything I use, I get from google and they're already made. I don't have time for photoshop. It's wrong to mess with people's families. You're right. I can only tell you what I've been telling you: STOP BELIEVING EVERYTHING ABEL TELLS YOU. He's a conniving ass. I'm telling you. Someday you'll see it. BTW, you and I need to have beers. When are you off on an evening? Let me know. I'd rather talk about all this stuff then, so I can tell you to your face.


That's my last PM to Shane on that topic last night. Again, I don't know why Abel does this**** to him.

NOW THIS MORNING...

minotauro said this:

Why would you lie to Shane about me? What, you got picked on too much this week so you had to make**** up? Where in the world would you ever COME UP with the stupid idea that I would alter his wife's picture and post it online? Or that I CALLED Delta? Man, you're absurd. You're a joke of a man. Let me guess, your maid told you, right? Dumbass.


I figured I'd confront Abel and see if he was the one behind all this shit. He confessed to one of the charges right away. He denied the other one. Frankly, I don't believe anything he says anymore. The maid reference is to a conversation he had with MO and The Beef in a restaurant in which he'd made up a bullshit lie about my personal life, told it to them, and when confronted, said "his maid" told him. Like a maid has information on people. Right. Fucking liar.

Abel said this:

I told him that you called Delta, actually what I told him was that you posted that you called Delta. Why dont you go back and read your post you **** wad.


So, it was Abel that told him. I guess I assumed correctly. Now he's saying he didn't tell Shane that I called Delta, but that I posted that I did it. I can't find me doing that anywhere on the above threads, but truth would get in the way of Abel's motives so he just made something up.

Abel said this:

Now are you going to deny that you posted that you called Delta? **** you, you are a piece of shit.


He claims that I called Delta. He still hasn't proven it to me. Honestly, I don't know where he got that from.

minotauro said this:


That I POSTED THAT I CALLED DELTA? Really? Here are the two threads. I think you're the one that can't read. Show me where:

http://forums.smirkinchicken.com/thread.php?threadid=32279&forumid=79
http://forums.smirkinchicken.com/thread.php?threadid=32415&forumid=79

But that's cool. I'll show them to Shane. I finally have proof of how are always lying to him.


This is where I took the time to send him the threads. Because I read them over and over and still couldn't find where I said that I called Delta.

minotauro said this:


Go ahead. I sent you the threads. Find it, dipshit. And Shane's getting copies of all this. Because you make statements based on lies. You always do that. Dumbass. Go ahead. There are the threads. I'm waiting.


He didn't answer for a while so I had to send him another PM.

Abel said this:

You posted you mother ****** that you were calling Delta. You posted**** about it, and said you called Delta. If you edited it that is your shit.

As for his wife's picture I have no idea where that came from.


I guess by now he's read through the thread links I sent him. Now I've edited them magically. According to him.

minotauro said this:


There are no edits in there, you dumbass. Can't you see? You're making**** up! Admit it. The threads are there. You can see they're not edited. Retract, dumbass. Do you have a problem admitting when you're wrong and fucked up? Or are you going to say the maid did it again?


Telling him about the fact that there are no edits. I don't have database access. Nobody here does except for Poster.

Abel said this:

You know one day we will meet and I will tell u your face what an ******* you are. I dont care about this bullshit that you are just being a prick online, you are a miserable piece of shit,


Again, Abel, as always, just "doesn't get" the board.

minotauro said this:


And you're a fucking moron that can't fucking read. Can you fucking read? Each one is only like 40 posts each. Go ahead and read. Or ask someone to read them for you. I don't care. Just admit that you live to lie, you lied to Shane about that shit, and that's what you do.


Oh God. He doesn't get it. I think that at this point, I started to get a bit pissed and started working on this, what shall I call it, manifesto.

Abel said this:

well I just got off the phone with Shane and he said you posted the number. Regarless of the what u said or didnt say, all I told Shane was that you posted that you would call Delta. That was all. I told him to look at the post and thats all.

One more thing MY REAL NAME EDITED, please understand what I am about to say.

You and that ****** HIS REAL NAME EDITED (Rasp) can say all you want to me on the net, I laugh my *** off. I laugh because you guys think about me so much that it is obvious that I am important in your life. Go ahead and post alll the fat jokes and whatever spelling jokes you want. It does not effect me what so ever.

Oh yeah as for the maid comment, I was wrong and I apologized for it.

If you have all this hate for me EDITED REAL NAME tell me when and where to meet and we can settle this.**** I will drive down to your office to make it easier for you. I have issues with you, mainly that you pretend to be someone you are not. You are a fraud and a bully. I hate bullys and I hate you.


Story changes again, but I've lost track of how many times he's changed the story. As for the anger stuff, he just doesn't get "it." And he has anger issues. I still don't get why he's trying to piss off Shane for, though.

minotauro said this:


Are you retarded? Can you read? I posted THE IRS's NUMBER! The general 1040 number. You're such a dumbass. Can you fucking read?


If he can't read, I don't even know why I'm bothering. I think I gave up reasoning with him, took a page out of his playbook and decided to make the PMs and the whole drama public.

Abel said this:

I didnt lie to Shane about shit. He told me that you posted Delta's number and I said yeah Mino called Delta on you. That is what I said.


He just admitted telling Shane that I CALLED Delta. Now he's saying Shane saw it, not that HE told Shane about seeing it himself. He's lying somewhere. We just have to figure out where. He's lying left and right and keep track of it. Typical liar's mistake. Poor Shane. He's getting used.

So, what do you guys think? Is he a conniving little**** or what?

 
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  Monk
 
August 22, 2005 1:57:06 pm
 
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You can't make this stuff up.
 
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August 22, 2005 2:00:46 pm
 
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Put them both on "Ignore" and do MinoNotes next time.
 
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  Millwood
 
August 22, 2005 2:01:05 pm
 
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My maid thinks Abel is sorta fucked in the head.

 
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  Adam12
 
August 22, 2005 2:03:05 pm
 
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All this seems vaguely familiar...
 
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  shibuii
 
August 22, 2005 2:04:04 pm
 
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edit:

re-edit:

 
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  Abel
 
August 22, 2005 2:04:07 pm
 
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Get one thing straight you fucking Inca bitch. Shane called me telling me that you posted Delta's number and I said that you posted that you called Delta.

Get the story straight.

AS for Shane's wife I have no idea what you are talking about, neither does Shane.

You call me the new Mo, take a look in the mirror you fat fucking spick.

 
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  behind the net
 
August 22, 2005 2:04:39 pm
 
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1. Selling buddy passes on the internets is a pretty stupid idea to being with.

2.

3.

4.

 
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August 22, 2005 2:05:08 pm
 
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quote:
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All this seems vaguely familiar...




Hey now, Abel had proof that Pitchfork did not go to Duke and that he wasn't a lawyer. He had proof man!

 
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August 22, 2005 2:05:14 pm
 
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August 22, 2005 2:06:16 pm
 
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Is it ironing that Shane says families are off limits? And is it delicious?
 
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August 22, 2005 2:06:38 pm
 
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quote:
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Mino is nothing more than an attention whore.

Mino has to post PMs on the board because he is a little fucking bitch.

 
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  Millwood
 
August 22, 2005 2:07:45 pm
 
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quote:
Abel said...
take a look in the mirror you fat fucking spick.




He's lost some weight.


 
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August 22, 2005 2:08:23 pm
 
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Things we can learn from this:

1) Rasp has a man-crush on Abel.

2) Things at the Chicken aren't necessarily real. That, I did not know.

3) Weird things go one in the PM world, stuff I'd rather not know about. For example, see item #1.



 
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  JohnGalt
 
August 22, 2005 2:09:42 pm
 
 
JGv.42laffoT.S.v.63lolbrb


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I think they might have old routers. That's probably the problem.



Abel said this:
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You and that ****** HIS REAL NAME EDITED (Rasp) can say all you want to me on the net,

I feel ignored.

Hey Minoucheyour real name here remind me to kick you in the nuts the next time I see you, you fraudulent bullyfat spic you!


Is this the part where I say, "...it's because the Stews can't read."?

 
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August 22, 2005 2:09:43 pm
 
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quote:
Millwood said...
quote:
Abel said...
take a look in the mirror you fat fucking spick.




He's lost some weight.




Well that make a difference, he is still an ugly *** spick.

 
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August 22, 2005 2:10:52 pm
 
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This thread is a dumbassfest.
 
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August 22, 2005 2:11:45 pm
 
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quote:
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This thread is a dumbassfest.




 
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  JohnGalt
 
August 22, 2005 2:11:48 pm
 
 
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quote:
Abel said...
quote:
Millwood said...
quote:
Abel said...
take a look in the mirror you fat fucking spick.




He's lost some weight.




Well that make a difference, he is still an ugly *** spick.



It's speeled spic.

 
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August 22, 2005 2:11:53 pm
 
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You lost me at "....threatening PM from Shane....."
 
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