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  auxlepli
 
January 27, 2006 9:13:54 am
 
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Tech, freshman year.
My roomate turned on 96 Rock and Katy Kaylie said it had blown up. Being 96rock we figured she was joking. Too bad she wasn't.

BTW did you know Christa McAulif had blue eyes?
One blew left and one blew right.

 
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  IPTAY FAMILY
 
January 27, 2006 9:15:50 am
 
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pacer fan said...
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The last communication from the shuttle.... "What does this button do?"



Fuckwad status confirmed.



JF's future home:




Trust me. There is an entire Smirkin Chicken Suite in hell.


Job Annoucement from NASA: Need another seven astronauts. Apply in person.

 
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  johnny fontane
 
January 27, 2006 9:20:38 am
 
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quote:
IPTAY FAMILY said...
quote:
pacer fan said...
quote:
El Profesor said...
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johnny fontane said...
The last communication from the shuttle.... "What does this button do?"



Fuckwad status confirmed.



JF's future home:




Trust me. There is an entire Smirkin Chicken Suite in hell.


Job Annoucement from NASA: Need another seven astronauts. Apply in person.





See you in hell, I'll be at the bar.

 
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  Millwood
 
January 27, 2006 9:22:47 am
 
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I was in Mrs. Grant's 5th grade class. Someone rolled in a TV so we could all watch it.



How did they know in advance?




I know this is a serious thread, but****

 
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  Homer
 
January 27, 2006 9:25:18 am
 
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quote:
johnny fontane said...
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IPTAY FAMILY said...
quote:
pacer fan said...
quote:
El Profesor said...
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johnny fontane said...
The last communication from the shuttle.... "What does this button do?"



Fuckwad status confirmed.



JF's future home:




Trust me. There is an entire Smirkin Chicken Suite in hell.


Job Annoucement from NASA: Need another seven astronauts. Apply in person.





See you in hell, I'll be at the bar.




There may be a bar in**** but it only serves sour milk

 
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  big_f_n_al
 
January 27, 2006 9:27:07 am
 
  Honky Kong

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Sixth Grade at Mt. Pisgah Elementary School watching because the teacher was going into space.
 
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  IPTAY FAMILY
 
January 27, 2006 9:27:29 am
 
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There may be a bar in**** but it only serves sour milk



If you served alcohol around all those flames, JF would challenger the entire dang place.


If they serve sour grapes though, I'm sure someone on here that will be in**** could turn that into wine.

 
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  tvwxman
 
January 27, 2006 9:28:14 am
 
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quote:
IPTAY FAMILY said...
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There may be a bar in**** but it only serves sour milk



If you served alcohol around all those flames, JF would challenger the entire dang place.


If they serve sour grapes though, I'm sure someone on here that will be in**** could turn that into wine.



Him and Teddy Kennedy.

I'm already there thanks to too many Dave Dravecky jokes.


 
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  IPTAY FAMILY
 
January 27, 2006 9:29:20 am
 
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Sixth Grade at Mt. Pisgah Elementary School watching because the teacher was going into space.



Parts of her made it.





Hey JF....I'm pulling away down the stretch. Do you have anything left for last furlong?

 
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  SYzerman98
 
January 27, 2006 9:29:37 am
 
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Hight school. Heard about on the way into to band practice, we didn't cancel. "One time at band camp..."

Jeez Iptay. You were in 4th grade--and now you have an "Iptay Family" You don't waste time.

 
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  Eric
 
January 27, 2006 9:30:17 am
 
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Eighth-grade World History with Mr. Pfieffer (FI-fer). Our principal announced it over the intercom and we all assemebled in the library to watch it on television.

It hit our small junior high school in Wisconsin a bit harder because Mr. Cherney, a science teacher in the school, was one of 100 or so teachers who went to Florida as a ''special invitee'' of NASA and the Teacher in Space project to meet Christa McAuliffe and watch the launch.

''Roger, go at throttle up.''

(Edit: I do remember coming to school the next day and hearing NASA jokes.)

 
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  Irish Stout
 
January 27, 2006 9:34:17 am
 
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10th grade - maybe 9th. It was a snow/cold day for DeKalb county schools so I was in my room playing Micro League Baseball on my Apple IIe. My sister yelled up the stairs to tell me they were about to show the shuttle launch and I told her that if you've seen one launch, you seen 'em all. Next thing I know she is yelling that it blew up.


 
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  johnny fontane
 
January 27, 2006 9:36:18 am
 
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quote:
IPTAY FAMILY said...
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big_f_n_al said...
Sixth Grade at Mt. Pisgah Elementary School watching because the teacher was going into space.



Parts of her made it.





Hey JF....I'm pulling away down the stretch. Do you have anything left for last furlong?



I'm going to the wip but my horse just won't respond. I've been called worse names by better people many times before.

 
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  IPTAY FAMILY
 
January 27, 2006 9:38:11 am
 
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quote:
Eric said...
It hit our small junior high school in Wisconsin a bit harder because Mr. Cherney, a science teacher in the school, was one of 100 or so teachers who went to Florida as a ''special invitee'' of NASA and the Teacher in Space project to meet Christa McAuliffe and watch the launch.

''Roger, go at throttle up.''




My eighth grade science teacher was a finalist. She lost out because McAuliffe and 2 other "reserves" had better eye sight than she did.

In all seriousness, it was a very tragic time and a jolt to national pride. I didn't get that at the time. In fact I think when the kids that watched the launch told us it exploded, we didn't believe them. It wasn't possible. I think it was also when my dad had to have the "death talk" with me. It was the first time I'd experienced something like that...at least to the level I could comprehend.

My jokes are clearly in bad taste (so am I) but I also think that those conspiracy theorist that have "found" the supposed transcript of them hitting the water is 10 times worse than any joke.

 
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  Millwood
 
January 27, 2006 9:38:40 am
 
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Did you guys know that Christa McAuliffe had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders floating in the water.
 
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  IPTAY FAMILY
 
January 27, 2006 9:39:50 am
 
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Jeez Iptay. You were in 4th grade--and now you have an "Iptay Family" You don't waste time.



I'm 30, the little feller is 3 months. It took me a while to find someone to actually sleep with me.....I wonder why?

 
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  johnny fontane
 
January 27, 2006 9:40:59 am
 
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Did you guys know that Christa McAuliffe had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders floating in the water.



Welcome Mr. Millwood we have your room ready.


 
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  EstimatedProphet
 
January 27, 2006 9:42:57 am
 
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I was working in Long Island, but I was sick that day so I actually watched the launch live. It was the first and last time I watched a shuttle launch live.
 
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  big_f_n_al
 
January 27, 2006 9:44:37 am
 
  Honky Kong

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How many astronauts can you fit in a VW?




11 - 2 in front, 2 in back, 7 in the ashtray.

 
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  KB56
 
January 27, 2006 9:47:23 am
 
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5th grade...but I was home sick that day.

Hey did you hear that the people at NASA drink Sprite now? Cuz they couldn't get 7-UP.

 
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