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  johnny fontane
 
December 18, 2006 4:59:45 pm
 
  Best in the Business

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I never saw this**** coming.
 
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  Millwood
 
December 18, 2006 5:00:51 pm
 
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Well that went well. See you at the ballot box next year folks.
 
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  Homer
 
December 18, 2006 5:01:39 pm
 
  Bubba Ho-Tep

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voted KB cause millwood stroked me

wait...what?

 
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  Rasp
 
December 18, 2006 5:01:48 pm
 
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quote:
YC said...
Damn, I have been fucked 9 times in a row in a long time



edit, more then 9 by the time I posted...call me impressed



Was the last one an asshat, too?

 
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  misterjingo
 
December 18, 2006 5:06:34 pm
 
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quote:
MO said...
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Millwood said...
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MO said...
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Millwood said...
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Pacer Fan said...
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cheapseats said...
3 words:

field of 64

Anyone voting for KB should turn in his man card.



Confirm. It's like a "Which one of these doesn't belong?" test.




Oh come on! I like KB just as much as the next old bald guy, but between the "Those stupid bastard police gave me a ticket for driving up and down the emergency lane" thread and the beauty pagent for his little boy and the cheating at fantasy football he deserves some mention. He shouldn't be winning though. M0's body of work is was much greater.





*fisted.



The only thing you've fisted lately is some homeless dude.





Yeah so?? You're just jealous that I beat you to it these last 5 years.





So you've been fisting a homeless dude for 5 years?

 
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  day for night
 
December 18, 2006 5:06:39 pm
 
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this thread is incredible

KB is asshat of the year
MO get an asshat lifetime acheivement award

 
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  H.A.
 
December 18, 2006 5:09:18 pm
 
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Rasp said...
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KB56 said...
Oh, there are repercussions for this one guys. You think North Korea gets the smack laid down on them over their nuke program? That will pale in comparison to what I'm about to take away.

My hottie avatars? Gone.

Field of 64 in March? A thing of the past.

My contributions to No Politics Friday? Buh-bye.

You guys go ahead and laugh now. We'll see if you change your tune down the road when the lack of good pics and avatars becomes an issue. At least I make up for my asshatery with PLENTY of good avatars and pictures every week, something the other three can't say.



So, KB. How'd this threat work out for you? Because from here, it looks like it backfired.





Your observation has quite a Latin flavor to it.

 
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  day for night
 
December 18, 2006 5:10:20 pm
 
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quote:
day for night said...
this thread is incredible

KB is asshat of the year
MO get an asshat lifetime acheivement award



matter of fact, MO is such an asshat, he probably needs to be inducted in the asshat HOF and have his number retired.


 
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  Adam12
 
December 18, 2006 5:12:46 pm
 
  I suck at teh math and also at teh heterosexuality

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KB56 said...
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Adam12 said...
I think we have a winner.



And a room full of losers. Adios.



For what it is worth, I didn't vote for you (Gee, I wonder who I voted for?)

But your actions in this thread just pushed you over the top. And now, bannination? **** dude, you went from defcon 1 to defcon 5 in record time.

*edit: thanks to Mango for pointing out my stupidity*


 
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  tvwxman
 
December 18, 2006 5:14:37 pm
 
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Glad I saved my vote for later. Voting for anyone else besides KB would be like voting Brady Quinn for heisman in September.

Oh, and as long as shibuii keeps posting his hotties, I'm good.

 
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  Mango
 
December 18, 2006 5:18:32 pm
 
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Oh, and as long as shibuii keeps posting his hotties, I'm good.



Don't forget about the non-existent Cousin Marco. We wouldn't want him getting his feelings hurt.

edit for adam12: it's defcon. (short for defensive configuration)

 
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  KBrooking56
 
December 18, 2006 5:18:36 pm
 
  I'm gay for #56

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Don't worry Rasp- you don't/won't have to worry about policing me anymore. I'm done with posting. This place has deteriorated into nothing more than a group of holier than thous that get off on poking fun at a select few. I'm not the only one that has picked up on it either. Just look at all the regulars that have left, one by one. The REAL asshats of this board are the ones that have to invent a ridiculous poll, then have similar asshats sit back and pretend to nominate other people. At this point, that's not an environment I choose to partake in or sit and be ridiculed by. I don't take personal shots at any of you, and to think that I've stood by and allowed any of you to do it to me was foolish on my part. If my actions classifies me as being a true asshat in any of your eyes, so be it. I'm done with being a people pleaser on this board, and I'm also finished with being the butt of jokes, especially coming from people with their own shortcomings and really don't have much room to be talking about me or my actions.

And for the record- this isn't a farewell board speech. This is simply what needed to be said.

 
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  Millwood
 
December 18, 2006 5:25:23 pm
 
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KBrooking56 said...

And for the record- this isn't a farewell board speech.




Of course it wasn't a farewell speech. It was an acceptance speech. I don't think anyone really wanted to see you get banned and quit posting over this silly little poll.

You've done a few bizarre things the last few months, so I nominated you for the award. I certainly didn't think it would result in a meltdown on your end. I don't think anyone here wants you to stop posting.

 
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  Mango
 
December 18, 2006 5:27:13 pm
 
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quote:
Millwood said...
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KBrooking56 said...

And for the record- this isn't a farewell board speech.




Of course it wasn't a farewell speech. It was an acceptance speech. I don't think anyone really wanted to see you get banned and quit posting over this silly little poll.

You've done a few bizarre things the last few months, so I nominated you for the award. I certainly didn't think it would result in a meltdown on your end. I don't think anyone here wants you to stop posting.



For comedy's sake, listen to Millwood, KB!

 
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  Poster
 
December 18, 2006 5:28:51 pm
 
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Something sure crawled up his backfield.
 
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  Mango
 
December 18, 2006 5:31:07 pm
 
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quote:
Poster said...
Something sure crawled up his backfield.



Greatest. Meltdown. Ever.

 
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  tvwxman
 
December 18, 2006 5:31:08 pm
 
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Poster said...
Something sure crawled up his backfield in his chainmail.




 
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  clambake
 
December 18, 2006 5:33:40 pm
 
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quote:
Mango said...
What keeps me coming back is the urban soul that a black man like Clambake displays on a daily basis.







Voted Abel.

 
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  Mango
 
December 18, 2006 5:35:35 pm
 
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The best part of all this is that there's going to be a run-off. And KB56's toolio actions today have most assuredly grabbed him a victory on that one. I guess the polls will tell.
 
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  Millwood
 
December 18, 2006 5:37:54 pm
 
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quote:
Mango said...
The best part of all this is that there's going to be a run-off. And KB56's toolio actions today have most assuredly grabbed him a victory on that one. I guess the polls will tell.



He did campaign his *** off Today.



 
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