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  johnny fontane
 
December 19, 2006 8:31:54 am
 
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This thread is like watching a child grow from an infant into an adult.
What started out as a small joke posted last week on a slow work day has grown into this.


Edit: My parents would be so proud.

 
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  Homer
 
December 19, 2006 8:32:49 am
 
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i hope you douchebags are proud of yourselves. you should be ashamed for using KB is your punching bag. the man has had each and every one of your backs at one time or another.

Adam wasn't it you that kb pulled out of the flaming apartment in midtown?

millwood didn't kb lift the monster truck off your leg when it fell off the jack?

mango wasn't it you he rushed to the vet when you cut your hand trimming the hedge and he didn't even care about getting blood on his racing jacket.

shame on all of you

now to put my shoe in another court I think we should have some kind of ring of honor ceremony and induct M0 and Shane.

 
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  johnny fontane
 
December 19, 2006 8:39:13 am
 
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now to put my shoe in another court I think we should have some kind of ring of honor ceremony and induct M0 and Shane.



Barnacle's Tilly Mill Rd Friday Dec 29 at 6:00 pm.

 
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  Yosarian77
 
December 19, 2006 8:39:47 am
 
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i hope you douchebags are proud of yourselves. you should be ashamed for using KB is your punching bag. the man has had each and every one of your backs at one time or another.

Adam wasn't it you that kb pulled out of the flaming apartment in midtown?

millwood didn't kb lift the monster truck off your leg when it fell off the jack?

mango wasn't it you he rushed to the vet when you cut your hand trimming the hedge and he didn't even care about getting blood on his racing jacket.

shame on all of you

now to put my shoe in another court I think we should have some kind of ring of honor ceremony and induct M0 and Shane.



True on all accounts, Homer. And you forgot to mention that he loaned Clambake his chainmail when Clam went off to fight the Huns.

 
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  IPTAY FAMILY
 
December 19, 2006 8:52:58 am
 
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I almost feel bad getting so much entertainment from this thread. Its kinda like laughing at the kids as they get on the short bus.

Sure its funny when they fall, but you really shouldn't get that much enjoyment out of it.

 
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  johnny fontane
 
December 19, 2006 8:55:06 am
 
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The SC Board of Elections has 2 questions. Should we hold the voting open for a few more days or has everyone voted? Also, do we need a run-off and should we just go with the votes we have?
 
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  Yosarian77
 
December 19, 2006 8:56:52 am
 
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The SC Board of Elections has 2 questions. Should we hold the voting open for a few more days or has everyone voted? Also, do we need a run-off and should we just go with the votes we have?



What's in the bi-laws?

In honor of the Georgia High School Association, I say we declare KB56 and M0 Co-AssHats of the Year.

 
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  johnny fontane
 
December 19, 2006 9:00:06 am
 
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quote:
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johnny fontane said...
The SC Board of Elections has 2 questions. Should we hold the voting open for a few more days or has everyone voted? Also, do we need a run-off and should we just go with the votes we have?



What's in the bi-laws?

In honor of the Georgia High School Association, I say we declare KB56 and M0 Co-AssHats of the Year.



Maybe Abel and Icky can put their votes toward one of the two candidates to determine the winner.

 
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  dylvez
 
December 19, 2006 9:02:41 am
 
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The SC Board of Elections has 2 questions. Should we hold the voting open for a few more days or has everyone voted? Also, do we need a run-off and should we just go with the votes we have?



well, this is just the popular vote, right? where's the**** electoral college up in this piece?

 
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  Pacer Fan
 
December 19, 2006 9:06:59 am
 
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Teh shark has been jumped. Close the polls when you said you were going to or you'll be accused of disenfranchising the lazy and slow-witted. No run off. No distributing Abel and ICKY's votes.
 
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  johnny fontane
 
December 19, 2006 9:07:58 am
 
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Teh shark has been jumped. Close the polls when you said you were going to or you'll be accused of disenfranchising the lazy and slow-witted. No run off. No distributing Abel and ICKY's votes.



The Elders have spoken.

 
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  Jesus
 
December 19, 2006 9:09:21 am
 
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Teh shark has been jumped. Close the polls when you said you were going to or you'll be accused of disenfranchising the lazy and slow-witted. No run off. No distributing Abel and ICKY's votes.



The Elders have spoken.



I voted for Brooking.

 
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  Millwood
 
December 19, 2006 9:15:13 am
 
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KB is the winner. We have other awards we have to get to before the end of the year. Who is the SC Cockhat Of The Year Award winner?
 
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  johnny fontane
 
December 19, 2006 9:17:26 am
 
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Who is the SC Cockhat Of The Year Award winner?



What are the requirments for the award?

 
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  H.A.
 
December 19, 2006 9:17:56 am
 
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KB is the winner. We have other awards we have to get to before the end of the year. Who is the SC Cockhat Of The Year Award winner?



Not to mention Best Supporting Cockhat.

And besides CrimsonPride, who are the nominees for Best Foreign Language Cockhat?

 
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  minocameltoero
 
December 19, 2006 9:18:03 am
 
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KB is the winner. We have other awards we have to get to before the end of the year. Who is the SC Cockhat Of The Year Award winner?



I nominate KB56.

 
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  johnny fontane
 
December 19, 2006 9:19:44 am
 
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Have we ever had one person hold both Asshat and Cockhat titles at the same time?
 
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  Millwood
 
December 19, 2006 9:21:12 am
 
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Have we ever had one person hold both Asshat and Cockhat titles at the same time?




I don't think so. It would kind of be like winning the MVP and Cy Young in the same season. Very rare.

 
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  JG
 
December 19, 2006 9:28:47 am
 
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Have we ever had one person hold both Asshat and Cockhat titles at the same time?




I don't think so. It would kind of be like winning the MVP and Cy Young in the same season. Very rare.



That WOULD be stupid. A freakin sissy, work every fifth day, pansy, faig pitcher can't be mvp.

 
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  shibuii
 
December 19, 2006 9:30:21 am
 
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IMHO, M0 is the asshat. He pisses everyone off at every turn

KB would be the cockhat, as more comedic relief.

Just sayin'.

 
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