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  Yosarian77
 
December 20, 2006 3:41:52 pm
 
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M0 Story, the conclusion...
And now, the denouement…

Last night, with Duke down 3 midway through the second half, I posted that there was a possible upset in the making. But Duke came back to win the game in the last 10 minutes. This post prompted Matheos to say that the refs would give the game to Duke. M0 responded with:

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Zebras won't allow that to happen in Duke's home gym.



Right?? I was at the game last night.

I fucking hate Duke.



Now, knowing M0’s past history of not getting along so well with the truth, I decided to call him on his bullshit and give him $10 if he could answer a few questions about going to the game. They were pretty easy questions, really, had he really gone to the game.

My questions were:

1) Where did you sit at the game?
2) Where did you park?
3) How did you get the tickets to the game?
4) There is a guy who attends every game and is a season ticket holder. Exactly halfway through the second half of the game, the crowd does a chant for him. What is his name and what does he do that is unique? If you went to the game, you'll know exactly what it is.

I was prepared to have had M0 do some Googling for his $10, so I threw in question #4, which he would only get if he went to the game or knew somebody who had been to a game recently. He could have really sat anywhere or made it up and I wouldn’t have been able to know if he was lying. For #2, he could have just Googled a map of Cameron and made up any of the places around there to park. #3 was tricky, but he could have just said “A scalper” and that would have been enough, since there are a lot of scalpers nearby. #4 was the one I thought would get him.

But then, a strange thing happened and I got a PM entitled “Let’s have some fun” from a very unexpected accomplice:

Abel said this:

tell me the wrong answers and I will send them to MO. if he posts them you can have a lot of fun with him. you know he is googling the answers as I type this


So I went along and PMd back this:

Yosarian77 said this:

Okay, let's see if it works.

He parked in the Geology school parking lot. There's no such thing.

He bought the ticket from a student (student's don't get issued tickets).

Can't remember the other question.

It's Gorilla man. Dude wears a monkey mask. (not true.)


And then I waited (and baited) for M0 to return, not really expecting that he’d fall for such a thing. But, lo and behold, after his “lunch break,” M0 The Magnificent responds back with:

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Yosarian77 said...
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MO said...
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Zebras won't allow that to happen in Duke's home gym.



Right?? I was at the game last night.

I fucking hate Duke.



Hello everybody, this is Chip Martindale here. It's time to play, "Who Wants to Bet M0 is Lying Again?"

Alright, M0, here are the questions:

1) Where did you sit at the game? Student Section behind the South basket
2) Where did you park? Geology parking lot
3) How did you get the tickets to the game? Answered below
4) There is a guy who attends every game and is a season ticket holder. Exactly halfway through the second half of the game, the crowd does a chant for him. What is his name and what does he do that is unique? If you went to the game, you'll know exactly what it is. Gorilla man...dude wears a monkey mask

Edit: answer all four correctly in the next ten minutes, and I'll paypal $10 into your account.



Oh I didn't go, huh?? I got the tickets from a Duke student who's also a Canes fan!

Btw...your answers are filled in. I'll take my $100 bucks now, fucktard.




Ladies and gentlemen, I submit to you my nomination of “Owned Poster of the Year.”

Epilogue:

As I said before, Cameron is a small stadium. M0 really could have sat anywhere.

There is no construction going on around Cameron at current. That was a red herring to make M0 think that he couldn't just Google the campus map. But, the answer to #2 could really have been anywhere on campus and we would have taken that as a correct answer.

The answer to #3 was tricky had he not chosen to say "a scalper." Students are not issued tickets, but are allowed to enter general admission with their photo ID. M0 apparently hasn't seen the video of all the dorks camping out for games.

#4 was my money answer and I knew that he would need to know someone who has actually been to a game. The correct answer is "Crazy Towel Guy" who has been a season ticket holder for 25 years. At the first break after the halfway point in the 2nd half, the students chant, "Crazy Towel Guy (clap, clap, clap clap clap)." The dude will stand up from his seat in the second level and wave his white towel, as he does throughout the game. The "gorilla mask" thing was made up and so stupid I didn't think M0 would fall for it.

M0 never did bet me the $100, even after I upped my own bet to $1000 versus his $100.

This post is dedicated to the fine folks at MIR. God bless you all and Merry Xmas.



 
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  Mango
 
December 20, 2006 3:46:18 pm
 
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Ladies and gentlemen, I submit to you my nomination of “Owned Poster of the Year.”



http://m0.justgotowned.com

 
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  El Profesor
 
December 20, 2006 3:47:11 pm
 
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Marv Albert would give this post a huge

*****YES*****


 
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  Gone
 
December 20, 2006 3:48:33 pm
 
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I cannot believe that someone could continuously be this much of a dipshit.
 
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  Dizzy
 
December 20, 2006 3:48:56 pm
 
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well done. very very entertaining.


 
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  tvwxman
 
December 20, 2006 3:48:56 pm
 
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Glad we didn't have post of the year voting. This one is the clear winner. A thing of beauty. Congrats to yos and abel.

 
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  MO
 
December 20, 2006 3:49:04 pm
 
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Ladies and gentlemen, I submit to you my nomination of “Owned Poster of the Year.”



http://m0.justgotowned.com



Not necessarily...Abel told me to post those answers, so I did.

I really DID go however...THAT'S the kicker! Only problem was I had to sit with my friend Nate who's a Canes fan, SURROUNDED by blue and white...but the whole PLACE was wearing Blue and white. It was fine though, cause I had some fun with em when I held up my UCONN shirt.

They didn't like me none too much after that!

 
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  Matheos
 
December 20, 2006 3:49:18 pm
 
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That may have been enough to get him the asshat award. Unbelievable timing.
 
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  TheBrickwall
 
December 20, 2006 3:50:50 pm
 
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Un-believable. He doesn't need to campaign after that. Done deal.
 
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  hudsons1
 
December 20, 2006 3:51:25 pm
 
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They didn't like me none too much after that!



Or none too much before, either.



 
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  tvwxman
 
December 20, 2006 3:51:31 pm
 
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Not necessarily...Abel told me to post those answers, so I did.

I really DID go however...THAT'S the kicker! Only problem was I had to sit with my friend Nate who's a Canes fan, SURROUNDED by blue and white...but the whole PLACE was wearing Blue and white. It was fine though, cause I had some fun with em when I held up my UCONN shirt.

They didn't like me none too much after that!



Dude, admit it and quit while you're way behind.**** if I wasn't swayed by the late campaign rehtoric of KB56 and wasted my vote.

 
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  MO
 
December 20, 2006 3:52:06 pm
 
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They didn't like me none too much after that!



Or none too much before, either.





Fine, that too wise-ass.

 
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  Sonny Corleone
 
December 20, 2006 3:52:19 pm
 
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Dude, admit it and quit while you're way behind.



He's taking a page from the Dan Rather "Fake But Accurate" playbook.

 
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  kopykat
 
December 20, 2006 3:52:19 pm
 
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wow! we are in the presence of greatness.
you are a true renaissance man!

 
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  GordieHoweHat-trick
 
December 20, 2006 3:52:25 pm
 
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quote:
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Mango said...
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Yosarian77 said...
Ladies and gentlemen, I submit to you my nomination of “Owned Poster of the Year.”



http://m0.justgotowned.com



Not necessarily...Abel told me to post those answers, so I did.

I really DID go however...THAT'S the kicker! Only problem was I had to sit with my friend Nate who's a Canes fan, SURROUNDED by blue and white...but the whole PLACE was wearing Blue and white. It was fine though, cause I had some fun with em when I held up my UCONN shirt.

They didn't like me none too much after that!



How's that packing coming?


 
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  Millwood
 
December 20, 2006 3:52:26 pm
 
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quote:
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That may have been enough to get him the asshat award. Unbelievable timing.




No shit. M0 really stepped up to the plate and played long ball when it mattered most. Mr. Clutch

 
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  Yosarian77
 
December 20, 2006 3:52:30 pm
 
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quote:
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Not necessarily...Abel told me to post those answers, so I did.

I really DID go however...THAT'S the kicker! Only problem was I had to sit with my friend Nate who's a Canes fan, SURROUNDED by blue and white...but the whole PLACE was wearing Blue and white. It was fine though, cause I had some fun with em when I held up my UCONN shirt.

They didn't like me none too much after that!



Dude, admit it and quit while you're way behind.



God damn, the kid is like the armless and legless knight from The Holy Grail.

M0, you can't sit in the student section unless you are a student with a student ID. Seriously, just stop.

 
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December 20, 2006 3:54:12 pm
 
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quote:
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Mango said...
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Yosarian77 said...
Ladies and gentlemen, I submit to you my nomination of “Owned Poster of the Year.”



http://m0.justgotowned.com



Not necessarily...Abel told me to post those answers, so I did.

I really DID go however...THAT'S the kicker! Only problem was I had to sit with my friend Nate who's a Canes fan, SURROUNDED by blue and white...but the whole PLACE was wearing Blue and white. It was fine though, cause I had some fun with em when I held up my UCONN shirt.

They didn't like me none too much after that!



"I've changed, I've really changed....."

 
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  MO
 
December 20, 2006 3:55:07 pm
 
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That may have been enough to get him the asshat award. Unbelievable timing.




No shit. M0 really stepped up to the plate and played long ball when it mattered most. Mr. Clutch



You must have missed the "Babe Ruth" point, right before doing so.

 
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December 20, 2006 3:55:40 pm
 
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