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  Nnamath
 
May 11, 2007 12:47:12 pm
 
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Is someone going to convert those photobucket images into something more Millwood friendly? Where is KB and Mango?

You're all IT savvy and shit, Homer. Help a brother out. Thought we was BFF






50 dollar fine for third personing - pay Jen


 
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Fair enough, I like the rest of it.




 
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  Millwood
 
May 11, 2007 12:59:38 pm
 
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LetNoneIn was right. She is exploding across the Nation.


http://www.carolinahuddle.com/forum/lovely-ladies/50046-allison-stokke.html

http://forums.undergroundhiphop.com/readpost.asp?Forum=GenDiscussion&Whichpage=1&QuestionID=2108074

http://www.thesabre.com/message_board/general/2007/May/4/520318.php

http://www.subfighter.com/ftopict-53655.html

 
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  Millwood
 
May 11, 2007 1:00:38 pm
 
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Jus dam!










 
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  shibuii
 
May 11, 2007 1:16:01 pm
 
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Jus dam!




told ya.

 
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  Pacer Fan
 
May 11, 2007 1:23:16 pm
 
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Says "uhmmm" too much.

 
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  Millwood
 
May 11, 2007 1:29:32 pm
 
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Jus dam!




told ya.




Well why won't you fuckers just post them the way I do so I can freakin' see them?




 
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  El Profesor
 
May 11, 2007 1:41:16 pm
 
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Jus dam!




told ya.




Well why won't you fuckers just post them the way I do so I can freakin' see them?







Ugly girl needs to move

 
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  Millwood
 
May 11, 2007 1:49:12 pm
 
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I actually feel bad for that girl. She will forever be known as the ugly girl in the picture with the hot pole vaulting chick. Oh well thats the way the cookie bounces sometimes.




 
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  TheGiftedOne
 
May 11, 2007 2:44:59 pm
 
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Looks like she hangs out with ugly friends, which makes her that much hotter...




 
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  Pacer Fan
 
May 11, 2007 2:50:09 pm
 
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Looks like she hangs out with ugly friends, which makes her that much hotter...






Female Athlete

Berkley

Out of the closet by this time next year.

:broadbrushsmiley:

 
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  El Profesor
 
May 11, 2007 5:27:10 pm
 
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Looks like she's going to Cal next year.



That's just great. She'll put up some great stats against weak-ass PAC-10 pole vault defenses and get drafted way too high.

Not only that, the NCAA will probably put the Cal water polo team on probation to cover up all the illegal recruiting that this chick was involved in. I tell you, the corruption involving pole vaulting at Cal knows no limits.

 
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  Matheos
 
May 11, 2007 7:39:06 pm
 
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Odds ESPN2 suddenly carries the Pac-10 track and field championships? 100%

Odds I will be watching? 100%

 
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it's probably not too sensible for me to get loaded while I listen to "Tooth And Nail" all by myself. But I can't deny my heart: I like to drink, and I like to rock. You think I'm an idiot? Fine. You don't have to come over.
 
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  Matheos
 
May 11, 2007 7:46:26 pm
 
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You are a bunch of sick, old men! She's older(I MEANT YOUNGER) than most of your daughters!!! That is just, well, ICKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!




I'm not an old man. She's right in my wheelhouse.



You think that...if you are over 25, and my guess is that you are, you have a snowball's chance in hell. Unless you're loaded or hung like a horse.



Millwood gets whoever he wants. Women can't stay off him


 
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  brillo
 
May 11, 2007 7:47:43 pm
 
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Looks like she hangs out with ugly friends, which makes her that much hotter...






All y'all are too damned persnickety; I ain't culling any of that. Matter of fact, the frizzy-haired one looks like the chicksa I took to my senior dance, except mine had braces.

 
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  tgossage
 
May 11, 2007 8:49:12 pm
 
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I am definately driving the wrong kind of vehicle.


 
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  LetNoneIn
 
May 11, 2007 9:05:43 pm
 
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Matter of fact, the frizzy-haired one looks like the chicksa I took to my senior dance, except mine had braces.



Carole King must be her mom.


 
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  Nnamath
 
May 11, 2007 9:12:46 pm
 
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Fair enough, I like the rest of it.




 
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  LetNoneIn
 
May 12, 2007 3:35:58 am
 
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Sport's Guy's Stokke coveraged censored.

http://smittblog.blogspot.com/2007/05/sports-guy-censored.html

 
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  tvwxman
 
May 12, 2007 6:55:44 am
 
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"With Leather" is, as usual, much better with the story:

http://withleather.com/post.phtml?pk=2811

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Long-time reader Jim -- who may or may not have killed a man in prison -- alerted me this morning to an Internet sensation that's building a frightening head of steam: meet pole vaulter Allison Stokke (pronounced "stow-key," I believe). Hubba hubba and other grunting sounds.

Why is this particular head of steam frightening, you ask? Well, as best as I can tell from my rudimentary Internet sleuthing, Allison turned 18 less than two months ago, and she's still a senior at Newport Harbor, which last time I checked -- and I check often -- is a high school. Writing these kinds of posts are precisely why I keep getting mysterious, threatening voicemails from someone that sounds like Chris Hansen. "I'll get you, Ufford!" "You disgust me, sicko!" "Seriously, put some pants on." Et cetera and so on.

Oh, and there's also this: Miss Stokke is one of the best young pole vaulters in the country. She set the U.S. record for a freshman girl at 12'8", and her present personal best is a couple inches off the best high school girls mark. So, that's why I'm honoring her with a post. Because she's an exceptional athlete. Yes.


Oh, and if this YouTube interview is any indication, she takes pole vaulting so seriously that she's unable to detect sarcasm. Which is too bad, because missing sarcastic remarks ends our steamy, illicit romance before it's even begun. That, and the age difference. And the restraining order.





 
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  Rasp
 
May 12, 2007 7:52:38 am
 
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...And in vaguely related news, the really cute chick from the snorg t-shirt ads is from Marietta.

http://www.myspace.com/72470664


 
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