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  big_f_n_al
 
June 18, 2007 4:14:10 pm
 
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If ya gotta make you gotta make.
 
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  Cortez the Killer
 
June 18, 2007 4:14:46 pm
 
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There was a guy who worked at GMAC who used to talk to his poop to encourage it out...He'd apparently moan a lot, too.



Ok, it's people like this guy who would make me seriously consider holding it til I got home.

 
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  Murphy Beans
 
June 18, 2007 5:18:29 pm
 
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I'd just use the front lawn.
 
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  GordieHoweHat-trick
 
June 18, 2007 5:23:27 pm
 
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In my former job, the main office had interior restrooms with no fans and very poor ventilation in the rest of the office (got to love the government). The office manager sent out an e-mail that said "There should be no deposits other than urine in the office bathrooms." She then put up little signs in the restroom that said the same thing.
 
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  Rasp
 
June 18, 2007 6:03:56 pm
 
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As long as he doesn't know who is in the next stall (e.g., who you are), then fire away!

I would try to make it as loud as possible, too. Maybe some expressions like "Oh God, I think my liver is disengaging" or "Man, that one felt like my pancreas exploding!" would go over well.



How about faking one off the wrist, with appropriate noises, accompanied by a quick wipe of the floor near his side with some toilet paper?



Absolutely. If you feel like you have to do business when you're doing business, you're an asshole. As such, you get to hear me grunting out a 10-pounder.

As a colloary, why do some of you people grunt'em out? Eat some gotdamn fiber.

 
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  THRASHERVILLE
 
June 18, 2007 6:28:21 pm
 
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I've taken a**** in a public bathroom 2 times in the last 10 years, both times it was a disaster...

http://forums.smirkinchicken.com/thread.php?threadid=824&forumid=1

 
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  CheapSeats
 
June 18, 2007 6:31:04 pm
 
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In my former job, the main office had interior restrooms with no fans and very poor ventilation in the rest of the office (got to love the government). The office manager sent out an e-mail that said "There should be no deposits other than urine in the office bathrooms." She then put up little signs in the restroom that said the same thing.



getting rid of the TP would pretty well ensure that.

 
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  Millwood
 
August 2, 2012 9:17:38 am
 
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Ok, so I go into the work restroom to make use of the facilities, sit down and get ready to do my business (read: "take a crap")... When suddenly I realize that the guy occupying the stall next to me seems to be in deep conversation with a customer.

Knowing the sounds that may emanate while using the facilities, is it proper etiquette to torture myself by clamping off the exit ramp until he's finished, or is he so much in the wrong by talking to a customer in the bathroom that any noise I make that the customer hears is HIS fault?



Do yourself and everyone else a favor, crap at home.



Agree. I have like a 12 year run going on not shitting anywhere but home. It's a Ripkenesque type streak.





Streak is up to 17 years now.


 
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