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  Blotto
 
June 21, 2007 9:26:48 am
 
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Super Regional #2

 
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  IPTAY FAMILY
 
June 21, 2007 9:39:05 am
 
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I refuse to vote for Millwood. Lobbying the douche is just bad form.
 
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  Millwood
 
June 21, 2007 9:42:08 am
 
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IPTAY FAMILY said...
I refuse to vote for Millwood. Lobbying the douche is just bad form.



Oh come on!! I could totally win this bracket. I've been rewarded for my no chance bracket yesterday. I knew I should have made up a**** load of aliases back in the day.

I made a couple, but can't remember the pass words. Thats pretty douchebaggish rat there.


 
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  Homer
 
June 21, 2007 10:01:40 am
 
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based on quality and quantity of posts Millwood gets my vote
 
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  Pitchfork
 
June 21, 2007 10:02:13 am
 
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I refuse to vote for Millwood. Lobbying the douche is just bad form.



Oh come on!! I could totally win this bracket. I've been rewarded for my no chance bracket yesterday. I knew I should have made up a**** load of aliases back in the day.

I made a couple, but can't remember the pass words. Thats pretty douchebaggish rat there.




You couldn't hold Cortez's bottle of vinegar.

 
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  Millwood
 
June 21, 2007 10:05:31 am
 
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quote:
Pitchfork said...
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Millwood said...
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IPTAY FAMILY said...
I refuse to vote for Millwood. Lobbying the douche is just bad form.



Oh come on!! I could totally win this bracket. I've been rewarded for my no chance bracket yesterday. I knew I should have made up a**** load of aliases back in the day.

I made a couple, but can't remember the pass words. Thats pretty douchebaggish rat there.




You couldn't hold Cortez's bottle of vinegar.



Agree. But he's just not as visible as me. Do you want your douchebag chiming in from time to time or do you want him here 5 days a week between the hours of 8 am and 5 pm?


 
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  Pitchfork
 
June 21, 2007 10:12:45 am
 
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quote:
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Millwood said...
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IPTAY FAMILY said...
I refuse to vote for Millwood. Lobbying the douche is just bad form.



Oh come on!! I could totally win this bracket. I've been rewarded for my no chance bracket yesterday. I knew I should have made up a**** load of aliases back in the day.

I made a couple, but can't remember the pass words. Thats pretty douchebaggish rat there.




You couldn't hold Cortez's bottle of vinegar.



Agree. But he's just not as visible as me. Do you want your douchebag chiming in from time to time or do you want him here 5 days a week between the hours of 8 am and 5 pm?





It's quality over quantity, my man.

For the record, I haven't voted for anyone who hasn't been here recently, so, despite Shane's recent attempts and Abel's general Douchedness, I can't vote for them. There's not a current body of work. Additionally, I can't vote for anyone on my ignore list as I'm not a party to their douchebaggery. Nevertheless, those folks will do just fine, I presume.

 
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  Millwood
 
June 21, 2007 10:47:21 am
 
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This is BS! Thrasherville hardly ever posts on the 790 side. And he certainly doesn't douche it up over there. This is a conspiracy...thats what this is.


 
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  THRASHERVILLE
 
June 21, 2007 10:51:43 am
 
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I can see taking the Benton Harbor regional, being on my home court and such, but who on the 790 board even knows me? I am getting by based on a past reputation that really doesn't apply anymore... ok, maybe the Kidney posts... or fending off the Nasty Nest.. but still.

I could see fighting it out if it were on the hockey board, but this is like... I dunno, Vince Dooley's last 7 or 8 years.

Vote for Shillwood Millwood.




 
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  Blotto
 
June 21, 2007 10:52:28 am
 
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This is BS! Thrasherville hardly ever posts on the 790 side. And he certainly doesn't douche it up over there. This is a conspiracy...thats what this is.





You have to give credit where it's due. I'd say this is akin to Alex Rodriguez getting traded to the Padres in September and then winning the NL MVP based on his AL numbers. we're in the presence of greatness. There are quite a few crossovers and you never know. maybe the hockey-only freaks are coming over and rocking the vote? Maybe you should focus some campaign dollars over there?

 
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  behind the net
 
June 21, 2007 11:17:47 am
 
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This is BS! Thrasherville hardly ever posts on the 790 side. And he certainly doesn't douche it up over there. This is a conspiracy...thats what this is.




It is a testament to his own level of doucheness that he is where he is.

 
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  TheDowman
 
June 21, 2007 11:22:27 am
 
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I can see taking the Benton Harbor regional, being on my home court and such, but who on the 790 board even knows me? I am getting by based on a past reputation that really doesn't apply anymore... ok, maybe the Kidney posts... or fending off the Nasty Nest.. but still.

I could see fighting it out if it were on the hockey board, but this is like... I dunno, Vince Dooley's last 7 or 8 years.

Vote for Shillwood Millwood.


I'm reluctantly forced to agree. While T-ville is a big ******* when he posts, his contributions to the 790 board are minimal, and he has also been absent from the hockey bord for long periods of time.

When he's there, he makes up for missing time, but there's no consistency to the occasions of his postings.

It's still hard to get past the "retarded kid chasing a balloon near the top of a staircase," comment though. That's douchebag in it's near purest form.

I had to vote Millwood, simply on the fact that I've yet to see an actual serious, non-asshat post from him. Ever.

 
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  Rasp
 
June 21, 2007 11:31:39 am
 
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I know T'ville. I've served with T'ville. And T'ville is a giant douchebag.

He gets points for introducing me to Trashcan Dan and posting as Blotto, Pitchfork and SuperFan. Not to mention his spitting on poeple at Thrasher games and punching grown men in the sack while running through a crowd.

 
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  Valabiktorian
 
June 21, 2007 11:33:02 am
 
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Blotto's original post said nothing about restricting things to the 790 board.

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Okay kids. There has been some recent upheaval on these here boards. I took this as a call to action. Over on the StormD thinks your mom is hot board http://forums.smirkinchicken.com/forum.php?forumid=69 I have created 16 regionals. I have included, hopefully, all of the posters (including Poster) that frequent the non hockey side of this here house. I have randomly placed 113 names into polls over the 16 regions (including a womens only bracket). There is no seeding, but I have made sure not to overload any one region with some of the nominees from earlier pissing matches. If I left you out it was not personal. Either I thought I had you as another name or Im just an idiot. Same if I duplicated you. Shame on me for not catching it.

Heres the game. This is the voting for the 1st annual Smirkin Chicken Douchebag of the Year. I will take the winners of the 16 groups and place them in brackets. We will then vote for the biggest douche head to head until we have a winner. Voting on the group stage will continue until July 1st.

Good luck and may the biggest douchebag win.

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He did say he tried including all non-hockey posters but he didn't say the competition was limited to them. Taking that into consideration, THRASHERVILLE should run away with this bracket (and quite possibly the whole tournament) like ... someone with a bowel full of "boiling butt chunder" racing up I-75 trying to make it home before the dam bursts and won't stop at a gas station on the way because he's afraid of public restrooms.

 
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  Millwood
 
June 21, 2007 1:34:33 pm
 
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I had to vote Millwood, simply on the fact that I've yet to see an actual serious, non-asshat post from him. Ever.



You must have missed the Brokeback Mountain thread then.


 
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  big_f_n_al
 
June 21, 2007 3:42:32 pm
 
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I don't understand how anyone is leading Sully in this bracket. If we're going by general douchebaggery he is a water truck colliding with a vinegar truck.
 
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  Millwood
 
June 21, 2007 3:45:08 pm
 
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I don't understand how anyone is leading Sully in this bracket. If we're going by general douchebaggery he is a water truck colliding with a vinegar truck.



Yeah but when was the last time he posted? This is for the current douchebag. And it should be me dammit!!


 
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  Magnus Slingsby
 
June 21, 2007 5:27:54 pm
 
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and CtK pulls ahead!
 
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  THRASHERVILLE
 
June 21, 2007 6:20:19 pm
 
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If this is measuring the entire body of work Millwood, save it for the Cry Me A River Awards.

I invented 'Smirkin Chicken'! Poster (yes Poster) will confirm.
I accidently outted Kincade and had him so mad at me that he was trying to fight people he thought might be me.
I have sent posters packing. If we were keeping track of kills, I'd be an Ace.
I start threads that have threads written about them! Heck, I start threads threads that have threads written about them on other boards, that start threads back on this board.

Millwood you don't even qualify for my Douchebag Summer Skills Camp.


 
  [ PM THRASHERVILLE ]   Edited by THRASHERVILLE June 22, 2007 8:32:00 am.
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  JoeSieve
 
June 21, 2007 8:51:16 pm
 
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If this is measuring the entire body of work Millwood, save it for the Cry Me A River Awards.

I invented 'Smirkin Chicken'! Poster (yes Poster) will confirm.
I accidently outted Kincade and had him so mad at me that he was trying to fight people he thought might be me.
I have sent posters packing. If we were keeping track of kills, I'd be an Ace.
I start threads that have threads written about them! Heck, I start threads threads that have threads written about them on other boards, that start threads back on this board.

I don't even qualify my Douchebag Summer Skills Camp.




Dear God, I wish Kincade would try to fight me. If you can get that restarted, I'll tattoo THRASHERVILLE on my forehead, sit outside the guy's house, follow him to work, and change my vote to whatever you want.


 
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