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  Nnamath
 
November 19, 2007 12:50:30 pm
 
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If ever there were a thread designed just for Nnamath, this one is it.



I was going to be low key and relatively masculine but since you poke with sticks...

Aussie shampoo and hair gel. It's the best. Edge shaving cream rocks but the Target version is good enough for gubmint work. Charmin clogs the toilet but it's the best. Angel Soft is the kindler, gentler and cheaper version so I slum with it. Aquafresh tastes better but Colgate (old school) is a decent and usually cheaper replacement. Chicks usually buy me cologne/body spray/ etc. If they aren't available I just go without. My daughter likes the blue soap and green soap so I slum and get the cheapo Irish Spring bars. When she's not around and I feel I like it Dove gets into the house. I'm never satisfied with facial moisturizers and stuff like that. If a chick buys it for me I'll use it until it's gone. I'm forgetting something but there you go.


 
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  Millwood
 
November 19, 2007 12:53:29 pm
 
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I'm forgetting something but there you go.




What brand douche and what scent of Secret?


 
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  Nnamath
 
November 19, 2007 12:54:26 pm
 
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quote:
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I'm forgetting something but there you go.




What brand douche and what scent of Secret?




I use Arrid. I'm old school - Summer's Eve. I mean....what?

 
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  JG
 
November 19, 2007 12:58:29 pm
 
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My dad's wife bought me some of that Gene Simmons cologne, but I don't wear cologne. I kept it though because it has a cool box.

edit: And if you do wear cologne, then WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS AFTER YOU PUT IT ON BECAUSE WHEN WE SHAKES HANDS THEN MY HAND SMELLS LIKE YOUR FUCKING COLOGNE YOU STUPID FUCKING FUCKING FUCK

 
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  Millwood
 
November 19, 2007 12:59:21 pm
 
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I'll admit rat here that I wear secret deodorant. Had to bum some off the girlfriend once in a pinch and it worked. So then I was lazy and didn't buy anymore deodorant and kept on using hers. Now I just buy it my own**** self. And it still works. Powder Fresh scent. Fire away!!




 
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  Pacer Fan
 
November 19, 2007 1:08:01 pm
 
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I'll admit rat here that I wear secret deodorant. Had to bum some off the girlfriend once in a pinch and it worked. So then I was lazy and didn't buy anymore deodorant and kept on using hers. Now I just buy it my own**** self. And it still works. Powder Fresh scent. Fire away!!



I call bs. You ain't never dated no gurl what wears deodorant.

 
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  TheBrickwall
 
November 19, 2007 1:27:36 pm
 
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"The first deodorants were made of congealed animal urine, particularly that of cats."
Hmmm a little B.O. or smelling like a week old litter box? There's one I would have never bet on making it.

 
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  Screamin Jen
 
November 19, 2007 2:34:48 pm
 
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quote:
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I'll admit rat here that I wear secret deodorant. Had to bum some off the girlfriend once in a pinch and it worked. So then I was lazy and didn't buy anymore deodorant and kept on using hers. Now I just buy it my own**** self. And it still works. Powder Fresh scent. Fire away!!






Switch to dove and you'll have soft armpits, too.

 
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  Nnamath
 
November 19, 2007 3:09:47 pm
 
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I'll admit rat here that I wear secret deodorant. Had to bum some off the girlfriend once in a pinch and it worked. So then I was lazy and didn't buy anymore deodorant and kept on using hers. Now I just buy it my own**** self. And it still works. Powder Fresh scent. Fire away!!






Switch to dove and you'll have soft armpits, too.



confirm

 
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  Millwood
 
November 19, 2007 3:13:10 pm
 
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I'll admit rat here that I wear secret deodorant. Had to bum some off the girlfriend once in a pinch and it worked. So then I was lazy and didn't buy anymore deodorant and kept on using hers. Now I just buy it my own**** self. And it still works. Powder Fresh scent. Fire away!!






Switch to dove and you'll have soft armpits, too.



No thanks. I like my armpits all chafed, cracked and hard like an old catchers mit.



 
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  Nnamath
 
November 19, 2007 3:17:19 pm
 
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quote:
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quote:
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quote:
Millwood said...
I'll admit rat here that I wear secret deodorant. Had to bum some off the girlfriend once in a pinch and it worked. So then I was lazy and didn't buy anymore deodorant and kept on using hers. Now I just buy it my own**** self. And it still works. Powder Fresh scent. Fire away!!






Switch to dove and you'll have soft armpits, too.



No thanks. I like my armpits all chafed, cracked and hard like an old catchers mit.





Like your women


 
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  Ridge Runner
 
November 19, 2007 3:20:03 pm
 
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When I was looking at my choices they were actaully a mixed bag. For soap I like Safeguard or Dial, body wash is for women or faigs, but I go cheap on shampoo, Alberta VO5, I'm balding anyway so it's not gonna matter much before too long. . And no hair gel (see body wash). For shaving I like the Gillette triple blade, but go cheap on the shaving cream, Barbasol. For deodarant it's Speed Stick, for toothpaste Crest, go cheap on TP.
 
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  big_f_n_al
 
November 19, 2007 3:23:14 pm
 
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Kiehls Body Soap
Sharpes Preshave stick
Art of Shaving - Shaving Soap
Paul Mitchell Tea Tree shampoo
Cottonelle TP
Aquafresh Ultra or whatever the Orange flavor is
Listerine Citrus or Vanilla
Old Spice or Degree deodorant
Dolce & Gabanna Cologne

 
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  El Profesor
 
November 19, 2007 3:27:45 pm
 
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Soap - Lye
Shampoo - Head & Shoulders industrial strength
Deodorant - Chlorine bleach
Toothpaste - Tar
Shaving Cream - cold water
After shave - ammonia
Mouthwash - Buffalo urine

 
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November 19, 2007 3:30:18 pm
 
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Soap - Lye
Shampoo - Head & Shoulders industrial strength
Deodorant - Chlorine bleach
Toothpaste - Tar
Shaving Cream - cold water
After shave - ammonia
Mouthwash - Buffalo urine



No wonder you'd run for it. I wouldn't fight for a country that made me ingest/apply all that crap either.

 
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  El Profesor
 
November 19, 2007 3:31:50 pm
 
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Soap - Lye
Shampoo - Head & Shoulders industrial strength
Deodorant - Chlorine bleach
Toothpaste - Tar
Shaving Cream - cold water
After shave - ammonia
Mouthwash - Buffalo urine



No wonder you'd run for it. I wouldn't fight for a country that made me ingest/apply all that crap either.



The Imperial Grand Dragon George Bush is not a benevolent leader.

 
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  Le Professeur
 
November 19, 2007 3:51:45 pm
 
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Mouthwash - Buffalo urine



Straight from the source would be my guess.

 
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  El Profesor
 
November 19, 2007 3:53:20 pm
 
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Mouthwash - Buffalo urine



Straight from the source would be my guess.



Yeap. Your wife always comes through.

 
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  Rasp
 
November 19, 2007 4:24:13 pm
 
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Sharpes Preshave stick
Art of Shaving - Shaving Soap



Boars-hair brush?

 
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  big_f_n_al
 
November 19, 2007 4:33:38 pm
 
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Sharpes Preshave stick
Art of Shaving - Shaving Soap



Boars-hair brush?



Badger hair brush.

 
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