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  Murphy Beans
 
November 19, 2007 4:49:49 pm
 
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big_f_n_al said...
Kiehls Body Soap
Sharpes Preshave stick
Art of Shaving - Shaving Soap
Paul Mitchell Tea Tree shampoo
Cottonelle TP
Aquafresh Ultra or whatever the Orange flavor is
Listerine Citrus or Vanilla
Old Spice or Degree deodorant
Dolce & Gabanna Cologne



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My own list
Deodorant: don't wear it
TP: don't need it, but I do enjoy having my glands expressed
Shaving cream: don't need it
Toothpaste: Vet's Choice poultry flavored
Shampoo: Hartz Flea and tick
Heartworm Meds: Heartguard chewable
Flea treatment: Frontline



 
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  Homer
 
November 19, 2007 4:57:19 pm
 
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Irish spring
Publix 2-in-1 shampoo
Publix speedstick
crest
barbasol
cheap disposable razors
no cologne

the wife is fussy about TP and paper towel so I use whatever she buys

 
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  dorkahontas
 
November 19, 2007 5:01:43 pm
 
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TP: don't need it, but I do enjoy having my glands expressed




I didn't know until a few years ago that when dogs drag their butts across the grass (or carpet) they're expressing their anal glands. I just thought they had itchy butts. Silly me!

 
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  auxlepli
 
November 19, 2007 6:32:35 pm
 
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The only thing I really care about is the deodorant. I won't use a spray or anything with aluminum chlorohydrate.



Not a fan of the sprays either, but why no aluminum chlorohydrate?
I generally go for Colgate toothpaste, Old Spice Pure Sport anti-antiperspirant, Edge shaving cream. Shampoo and soap doesn't really matter, though I really like Dove soap. Lately I've been trying Burt's Bees products, they have some really good stuff. TP doesn't matter too much, but I'm not a fan of soft TP.

 
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  Ridge Runner
 
November 20, 2007 1:06:27 am
 
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Murphy Beans said...

TP: don't need it, but I do enjoy having my glands expressed




I didn't know until a few years ago that when dogs drag their butts across the grass (or carpet) they're expressing their anal glands. I just thought they had itchy butts. Silly me!



I didn't know it until just now, when I read this post. And frankly, it's information I could have lived the rest of my life happily not knowing.

 
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  Cortez the Killer
 
November 20, 2007 1:28:57 am
 
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dorkahontas said...
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Murphy Beans said...

TP: don't need it, but I do enjoy having my glands expressed




I didn't know until a few years ago that when dogs drag their butts across the grass (or carpet) they're expressing their anal glands. I just thought they had itchy butts. Silly me!



I didn't know it until just now, when I read this post. And frankly, it's information I could have lived the rest of my life happily not knowing.



Sometimes they do that when they have worms - if that makes you feel any better.

 
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  publicenemynumberone
 
November 20, 2007 6:18:26 am
 
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TP-Charmin Double Roll


Soap-Dial, yellow
Shampoo-I'll have to look
Toothpaste-Crest
Mouthwash-Green (either Listerine or Publix)
Anti-Perspirant-Arm and Hammer Gel (this stuff actually works)
Shaving Cream-Barasol
Razor-Disposable Gilette twin blade. I also have a Quatrro.
Colongne-Armani (and if I want a change 4711)

 
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  Bongo
 
November 20, 2007 8:06:39 am
 
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Bongo said...
The only thing I really care about is the deodorant. I won't use a spray or anything with aluminum chlorohydrate.



Not a fan of the sprays either, but why no aluminum chlorohydrate?




Because you don't need aluminum in your body. It clogs the pores so you can't sweat. That's why they call it antiperspirant. In spite of what Madison Ave. would have you believe, you're suppose to sweat.

How 'bout them Thrashers?


 
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  JohnGalt
 
November 20, 2007 8:08:51 am
 
 
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quote:
Bongo said...
The only thing I really care about is the deodorant. I won't use a spray or anything with aluminum chlorohydrate.



Not a fan of the sprays either, but why no aluminum chlorohydrate?




Because you don't need aluminum in your body. It clogs the pores so you can't sweat. That's why they call it antiperspirant. In spite of what Madison Ave. would have you believe, you're suppose to sweat.

How 'bout them Thrashers?



aluminum causes alzheimers

 
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  fulms
 
November 20, 2007 8:10:26 am
 
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I stopped wearing deoderant 4 years ago, I don't shave and don't care what soap or shampoo I use. Whatever the wife buys.

Toothpaste is Tom's natural.

 
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  Rasp
 
November 20, 2007 9:40:04 am
 
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Bongo said...
quote:
auxlepli said...
quote:
Bongo said...
The only thing I really care about is the deodorant. I won't use a spray or anything with aluminum chlorohydrate.



Not a fan of the sprays either, but why no aluminum chlorohydrate?




Because you don't need aluminum in your body. It clogs the pores so you can't sweat. That's why they call it antiperspirant. In spite of what Madison Ave. would have you believe, you're suppose to sweat.

How 'bout them Thrashers?




Yup. That sweat is going to come out somewhere. Just because you plug up your pits doesn't mean your body isn't going to try to cool itself. Ass-sweat, head-sweat or armpit sweat?

And the aluminum stuff.

 
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  juansamuel
 
May 5, 2014 7:04:36 pm
 
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Soap- Target brand body wash or Dove bar
Deodorant- Old Spice Wolfthorne
Shaving Cream- don't use it. The closest shave I get is no guard on my regular hair clippers.
Moisturizer- Target brand petroleum jelly
Don't use cologne, although I did get laid more often when I did.

 
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  Millwood
 
August 27, 2014 1:34:42 pm
 
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I'll admit rat here that I wear secret deodorant. Had to bum some off the girlfriend once in a pinch and it worked. So then I was lazy and didn't buy anymore deodorant and kept on using hers. Now I just buy it my own**** self. And it still works. Powder Fresh scent. Fire away!!






Harry Douglas and I have something in common.


 
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  Festus
 
August 27, 2014 4:29:15 pm
 
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I'll admit rat here that I wear secret deodorant. Had to bum some off the girlfriend once in a pinch and it worked. So then I was lazy and didn't buy anymore deodorant and kept on using hers. Now I just buy it my own**** self. And it still works. Powder Fresh scent. Fire away!!






Harry Douglas and I have something in common.






You don't manscape?

 
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