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  El Profesor
 
December 21, 2007 12:58:02 pm
 
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Bad Christmas Songs
Even though I'm a religion hater, I still enjoy good Christmas music. The other thread had some great songs, but**** there are some awful ones out there. I'll start with a trio.

A Wonderful Christmas Time - Paul McCartney
Please Come Home for Christmas - Eagles
Santa Baby - Madonna

 
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  Josie
 
December 21, 2007 1:08:47 pm
 
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I like Please Come Home for Christmas, but I can't stand that Band-Aid song...whatever it's called.
 
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  Carz
 
December 21, 2007 1:16:44 pm
 
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The Billy Squire song that someone else listed as a favorite.
 
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  El Profesor
 
December 21, 2007 1:29:21 pm
 
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The Billy Squire song that someone else listed as a favorite.



I think they were joking. That one is awful as well.

 
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  dylvez
 
December 21, 2007 1:31:55 pm
 
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quote:
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The Billy Squire song that someone else listed as a favorite.



I think they were joking. That one is awful as well.



'Twas The Stroke before Christmas

 
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  Nnamath
 
December 21, 2007 1:34:34 pm
 
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The Billy Squire song that someone else listed as a favorite.





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG9QyKxYUxw


 
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December 21, 2007 1:43:08 pm
 
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Grandma Got Ran Over By A Reindeer.


 
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December 21, 2007 1:44:42 pm
 
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I like Please Come Home for Christmas, but I can't stand that Band-Aid song...whatever it's called.



I believe that one was called, "Be sure to have collective guilt this Christmas, cause if you're white and male it's your fault people are starving in places where no humans beings should be living in the first place."

Otherwise known as "Do they know it's Christmas time at all?"


 
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December 21, 2007 1:47:04 pm
 
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'Twas The Stroke before Christmas



I would've given Nina Blackwood a stroke back in 1981 (she's in the YouTube link sitting behind Billy Squier)

 
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  El Profesor
 
December 21, 2007 1:52:07 pm
 
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Grandma Got Ran Over By A Reindeer.




That was a pretty funny novelty song when it first came out. Silliness at its best (or worst.)

 
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December 21, 2007 1:53:17 pm
 
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'Twas The Stroke before Christmas



I would've given Nina Blackwood a stroke back in 1981 (she's in the YouTube link sitting behind Billy Squier)



ORLY!!??

And just how old were you in 1981?

I, on the other hand, would've hit it. Martha Quinn too also.

 
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  KB56
 
December 21, 2007 1:54:33 pm
 
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quote:
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'Twas The Stroke before Christmas



I would've given Nina Blackwood a stroke back in 1981 (she's in the YouTube link sitting behind Billy Squier)



ORLY!!??

And just how old were you in 1981?

I, on the other hand, would've hit it. Martha Quinn too also.



Not saying I was old enough to give her a stroke...just saying Nina Blackwood 1981 would've been worth a stroke.

 
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  dylvez
 
December 21, 2007 2:20:39 pm
 
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quote:
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'Twas The Stroke before Christmas



I would've given Nina Blackwood a stroke back in 1981 (she's in the YouTube link sitting behind Billy Squier)



ORLY!!??

And just how old were you in 1981?

I, on the other hand, would've hit it. Martha Quinn too also.



I was 7 and I woulda hit it and then came back for a two-fer Tuesday with her and Martha.

 
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December 21, 2007 2:42:19 pm
 
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"Last Christmas" by Wham.

I definitely woudn't hit it, but rumor has it that kb56 had a crush on Andrew Ridgley.

 
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  El Profesor
 
December 21, 2007 2:43:31 pm
 
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"Last Christmas" by Wham.



I had successfully blocked that one from memory.

Thanks for unblocking it.

 
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December 21, 2007 2:47:40 pm
 
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"Last Christmas" by Wham.

I definitely woudn't hit it, but rumor has it that kb56 had a crush on Andrew Ridgley.



I heart Canadian rockers, not British ones.

 
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  The Frog
 
December 21, 2007 3:29:43 pm
 
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The one with the Dogs barking Jingle Bells....
 
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December 21, 2007 3:33:00 pm
 
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I definitely woudn't hit it, but rumor has it that kb56 had a crush on Andrew Ridgley.

I heart Canadian rockers, not British ones.


I'm pretty sure the term "rockers" does not EVER apply to BA...


 
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December 21, 2007 3:38:18 pm
 
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quote:
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tvwxman said..."Last Christmas" by Wham.

I definitely woudn't hit it, but rumor has it that kb56 had a crush on Andrew Ridgley.

I heart Canadian rockers, not British ones.


I'm pretty sure the term "rockers" does not EVER apply to BA...




were you a baby in '69?

show me on the doll where the canadian touched you.

 
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December 21, 2007 3:41:46 pm
 
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The one with the Dogs barking Jingle Bells....



Mutphy Beans will not be happy with you.

As for my choice of worst Christmas song, has Mariah Carey ever recorded one. If so, I'll go with her, whatever it is.


 
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