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  Cammie!!
 
June 17, 2008 12:30:37 pm
 
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Cammie's Puck Bunny Guide to the Draft!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sweeties!!

It has been 4ev since Cammie has seen you cuties!!! Cammie is just back from her annual Europe trip!!! It was abfab until Daddy decided this girl had to come home . Anywho, Cammie's back just in time to update you the really important part of the draft, who's a hottie and who's a nottie !!!!

Some group of stats nerds have compiled a list of the likely draft order based on talent. While that is an important consideration (money talks), Cammie believes the importance of looks should not be discounted!! This list is laid out in talent order. But on cuteness the max is 5

Withour further ado, the top 25 2008 North American draftees are

1 Steven Stamkos

Stamkos is kind of cute, but his eyes are too close together and his nose is too big!!! But his HUGE ... paycheck can't be ignored!!!! Accordingly, his rating is 1/2

2 Zack Bogosian -
He's hot!!!! Cammie's #1 by far!!!!!! His only problem is those eyebrows . Nothing a weedwhacker can't cure!!!!
Depite the eyebrows he gets a perfect

3 Drew Doughty- Drew has a weird Jimmy Fallon thing going. Jimmy Fallon is not only not funny, he's also creepy . The only difference is Drew's almost beard. The only thing pulling his score up is there are even uglier picks in this draft. I give him 1/2.



4 Tyler Myers

Tyler is obviously the the product of an unholy union between a giraffe and a pidgeon!!! It will take a 9 figure contract for Cammie to wonder whether a big neck means big other things .



5 Luke Schenn
Cute smile and lots of potential!!! Somebody needs to show him the shower!!! 1/2

6 Alex Pietrangelo

Myers is the only thing standing between him and the worst neck award . His vacant stare makes him look like he was hit by a truck.



7 Kyle Beach

Cammie would storm this beach like the allies at Normandy!!! Needs to ditch the beard.



8 Zach Boychuk

He looks surprised. Cammie is surprised they don't have dermatologists in Canada????

some clearasil might get him to 4.

9 Cody Hodgson

The boy next door. Wonder if he's corruptable????

1/2

10 Colin Wilson

The 70s called. They want their hair back. Lose the chain disco stew.



11 Mikkel Boedker

gay



12 Luca Sbisa

Could be a mobster!!! Cammie likes Danger!!!! Stile, he needs to shower.

1/2

13 Colby Robak
Dude, where's my car!?!? Stoner bleach blondes went out in '93.




14 Josh Bailey

Parties with Robak!!



15 Michael Del Zotto

Also can't seem to find the shower



16 Zac Dalpe

Somewhere a high school is missing a mathlete.



17 John Carlson

Hunh?!?

1/2

18 Colton Teubert



19 Tyler Cuma

Cute but needs skincare. If that's socialized medicince, Cammie is voting McCain



20 Jamie Arniel

Needs to discover a hiarbrush.

21 Nicolas Deschamps

22 Greg Nemisz

Who are you kidding, snarly?



23 Jake Gardiner

Looks like the guy from the Office



24 Matt Calvert

wuss.

25 Jyri Niemi

Brigitte Nielsen has gotten off VH1 and into the NHL entry draft.



Kisses!!!!!!
Cammie!!




 
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  adam at work
 
June 17, 2008 4:14:24 pm
 
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Separated at birth.




 
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  hockeyfan822
 
June 17, 2008 4:58:50 pm
 
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Separated at birth.







That's a little harsh, eh?

 
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It's a hockey game, not a try-out of American Idol.

 
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  thrashergurl
 
June 17, 2008 5:07:07 pm
 
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Thanks for your diligence Cammie. I do think you should swap Luke and Zack since shampoo is much easier to find than a great eyebrow waxer. Was there a particular reason you missed #21 in your rankings? That guy is one flobie cut away from terrifying.

 
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  hockeyfan822
 
June 18, 2008 10:30:46 am
 
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In all seriousness, the only way most of these guys will get laid is if they make it to the NHL where Cammie and her friends are not very selective.

If Darren McCarty can get laid, I rest my case.

 
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  clambake
 
June 18, 2008 1:38:25 pm
 
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In all seriousness, the only way most of these guys will get laid is if they make it to the NHL where Cammie and her friends are not very selective.



Doubtful. The minors are pretty well stocked with puckbunnies too.

 
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  hockeyfan822
 
June 18, 2008 4:01:58 pm
 
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In all seriousness, the only way most of these guys will get laid is if they make it to the NHL where Cammie and her friends are not very selective.



Doubtful. The minors are pretty well stocked with puckbunnies too.



Yes, but they are minor league puckbunnies...wannabe's if you will.

 
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