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Jr. Prospect
Location: At the gym, where else, silly?!? Member Since: May, 2004 [ Link to this post ] |
Cammie's Puck Bunny Guide to the Draft!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sweeties!! It has been 4ev since Cammie has seen you cuties!!! Cammie is just back from her annual Europe trip  !!! It was abfab until Daddy decided this girl had to come home  . Anywho, Cammie's back just in time to update you the really important part of the draft, who's a hottie  and who's a nottie !!!!Some group of stats nerds have compiled a list of the likely draft order based on talent. While that is an important consideration (money talks), Cammie believes the importance of looks should not be discounted!! This list is laid out in talent order. But on cuteness the max is 5  Withour further ado, the top 25 2008 North American draftees are 1  Steven StamkosStamkos is kind of cute, but his eyes are too close together and his nose is too big!!! But his HUGE ... paycheck can't be ignored!!!! Accordingly, his rating is 1/22  Zack Bogosian - He's hot!!!! Cammie's #1 by far!!!!!! His only problem is those eyebrows . Nothing a weedwhacker can't cure!!!! Depite the eyebrows he gets a perfect 3  Drew Doughty- Drew has a weird Jimmy Fallon thing going. Jimmy Fallon is not only not funny, he's also creepy . The only difference is Drew's almost beard. The only thing pulling his score up is there are even uglier picks in this draft. I give him 1/2.4  Tyler Myers Tyler is obviously the the product of an unholy union between a giraffe and a pidgeon!!! It will take a 9 figure contract for Cammie to wonder whether a big neck means big other things .5  Luke SchennCute smile and lots of potential!!! Somebody needs to show him the shower!!! 1/26  Alex PietrangeloMyers is the only thing standing between him and the worst neck award . His vacant stare makes him look like he was hit by a truck. 7  Kyle BeachCammie would storm this beach like the allies at Normandy!!! Needs to ditch the beard. 8  Zach BoychukHe looks surprised. Cammie is surprised they don't have dermatologists in Canada???? some clearasil might get him to 4.9  Cody HodgsonThe boy next door. Wonder if he's corruptable???? 1/210  Colin WilsonThe 70s called. They want their hair back. Lose the chain disco stew. 11  Mikkel Boedkergay 12  Luca SbisaCould be a mobster!!! Cammie likes Danger!!!! Stile, he needs to shower. 1/213  Colby RobakDude, where's my car!?!? Stoner bleach blondes went out in '93. 14  Josh BaileyParties with Robak!! 15  Michael Del ZottoAlso can't seem to find the shower 16  Zac DalpeSomewhere a high school is missing a mathlete. 17  John CarlsonHunh?!? 1/218  Colton Teubert19  Tyler CumaCute but needs skincare. If that's socialized medicince, Cammie is voting McCain 20  Jamie ArnielNeeds to discover a hiarbrush. 21  Nicolas Deschamps22  Greg NemiszWho are you kidding, snarly? 23  Jake GardinerLooks like the guy from the Office 24  Matt Calvertwuss. 25  Jyri NiemiBrigitte Nielsen has gotten off VH1 and into the NHL entry draft. Kisses!!!!!! Cammie!! |
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Location: At work, looking out my window at Philips Arena Member Since: October, 2005 [ Link to this post ] |
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__________________ "There are three things in life that people like to stare at...A flowing stream, a crackling fire, and a Zamboni clearing the ice." --Charlie Brown |
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Location: Under the Table and Dreaming! Member Since: December, 2002 [ Link to this post ] |
quote: That's a little harsh, eh? |
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__________________ Rasp said... It's a hockey game, not a try-out of American Idol. |
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Location: Limping Along Member Since: June, 2006 [ Link to this post ] |
Thanks for your diligence Cammie. I do think you should swap Luke and Zack since shampoo is much easier to find than a great eyebrow waxer. Was there a particular reason you missed #21 in your rankings? That guy is one flobie cut away from terrifying. |
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Location: Under the Table and Dreaming! Member Since: December, 2002 [ Link to this post ] |
In all seriousness, the only way most of these guys will get laid is if they make it to the NHL where Cammie and her friends are not very selective. If Darren McCarty can get laid, I rest my case. |
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Location: Circle Sushi Member Since: December, 2001 [ Link to this post ] |
quote: Doubtful. The minors are pretty well stocked with puckbunnies too. |
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Location: Under the Table and Dreaming! Member Since: December, 2002 [ Link to this post ] |
quote: Yes, but they are minor league puckbunnies...wannabe's if you will. |
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