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  Indy Racers
 
April 30, 2009 1:46:49 pm
 
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If it were socially acceptable…
...to punch a woman in the face, who would be your top five.

1.Martha Stewart
2.Rosie O’Donnell
3.The Progressive Insurance Chick
4.Julia Roberts
5.Tyra Banks



 
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  kopykat
 
April 30, 2009 2:02:32 pm
 
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oooo...quality question

1) Rachael Ray
2) Elizabeth Hasselbeck
3) Paris Hilton
4) Giada from Food Network
5) Kim Whatever-her-name-is from "Real" Housewives of Atlanta.**** it, when Jan Smith tells you that you don't know what you're doing, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!

 
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  El Profesor
 
April 30, 2009 2:03:54 pm
 
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1. Nnamath
2. JG
3. Hoosier Fan
4. Millwood
5. Roberta Flack

 
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  IPTAY FAMILY
 
April 30, 2009 2:15:51 pm
 
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1) Nancy Grace
2) Nancy Grace
3) Nancy Grace
4) Nancy Grace's mama
5) Any girl that got in the way of me punching Nancy Grace

 
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  Indy Racers
 
April 30, 2009 2:18:11 pm
 
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quote:
IPTAY FAMILY said...
1) Nancy Grace
2) Nancy Grace
3) Nancy Grace
4) Nancy Grace's mama
5) Any girl that got in the way of me punching Nancy Grace



Damn, forgot about her.

 
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  Ridge Runner
 
April 30, 2009 2:22:16 pm
 
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1. Rosie O'Donnell
2. Hilldog
3. Chelsea Handler
4. Janeane Garafalo
5. My ex-wife.

 
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  DDF
 
April 30, 2009 2:34:17 pm
 
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1) Ann Coulter
2) Michele Bachmann
3) Michelle Malkin
4) **** Cheney's daughter (not the lesbian one)
5) Elisabeth Hasselbeck

 
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  Josie
 
April 30, 2009 2:35:30 pm
 
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Darn hard question to answer.

Susan Sarandon
Nancy Pelosi
that chick who tries to be funny, has a gap in her teeth, ugly, can't think of her name
Rosie O'Donnell
Madonna

 
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  JG
 
April 30, 2009 2:36:53 pm
 
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Donna Brazile


Susan Estrich


Kelly Killoren Bensimon


Patrik Stefan


Janet Napolitano


DDF

 
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  kio
 
April 30, 2009 2:54:32 pm
 
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quote:
Josie said...
that chick who tries to be funny, has a gap in her teeth, ugly, can't think of her name



You mean that Joy chick from The View? I'd be glad to punch her for you!


 
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  shutupash
 
April 30, 2009 3:01:00 pm
 
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1.) Sidney Crosby
2.) Ann Coulter
3.) Octo-mom Nadya Suleman
4.) Carrie Prejean
5.) Sean Hannity

 
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  JG
 
April 30, 2009 3:01:56 pm
 
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quote:
kio said...
quote:
Josie said...
that chick who tries to be funny, has a gap in her teeth, ugly, can't think of her name

You mean that Joy chick from The View? I'd be glad to punch her for you!



Sandra Bernhard


 
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  hoosier fan
 
April 30, 2009 3:11:31 pm
 
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quote:
DDF said...
1) Ann Coulter
2) Michele Bachmann
3) Michelle Malkin
4) **** Cheney's daughter (not the lesbian one)
5) Elisabeth Hasselbeck



You'd be 0-5 w/3 knockouts. Bachmann and Hasselbeck are too nice and would probably stop the beatdown before you were unconscious.

 
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April 30, 2009 3:11:31 pm
 
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quote:
DDF said...
1) Ann Coulter
2) Michele Bachmann
3) Michelle Malkin
4) **** Cheney's daughter (not the lesbian one)
5) Elisabeth Hasselbeck



You'd be 0-5 w/3 knockouts. Bachmann and Hasselbeck are too nice and would probably stop the beatdown before you were unconscious.

 
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  JG
 
April 30, 2009 3:20:29 pm
 
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shutupash

if by punching her in the face you mean she punches me in the junk

 
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  Ridge Runner
 
April 30, 2009 3:24:40 pm
 
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quote:
hoosier fan said...
quote:
DDF said...
1) Ann Coulter
2) Michele Bachmann
3) Michelle Malkin
4) **** Cheney's daughter (not the lesbian one)
5) Elisabeth Hasselbeck



You'd be 0-5 w/3 knockouts. Bachmann and Hasselbeck are too nice and would probably stop the beatdown before you were unconscious.






 
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  Josie
 
April 30, 2009 3:27:58 pm
 
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quote:
JG said...
quote:
kio said...
quote:
Josie said...
that chick who tries to be funny, has a gap in her teeth, ugly, can't think of her name

You mean that Joy chick from The View? I'd be glad to punch her for you!



Sandra Bernhard




Sandra Bernhard! Thats her! She bugs me.

 
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  CheapSeats
 
April 30, 2009 3:32:09 pm
 
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Many good suggestions:
1) Ann Coulter
2) Michele Bachmann
3) Corrine Brown
4) Cindy Sheehan
5) Cinthia McKinny

Cindy Crosby I want to punch in the junk, if shim has junk.


 
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  JG
 
April 30, 2009 3:36:08 pm
 
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quote:
cheapseats said...
1) Ann Coulter



Ann Coulter would kick your ass.

I would also punch
Andy Sutton
Alex Ovechkin
Ron Artest




 
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April 30, 2009 3:41:50 pm
 
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quote:
JG said...
quote:
cheapseats said...
1) Ann Coulter



Ann Coulter would kick your ass eat your heat after mating.



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